Impossible figures

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Rather than ranting about the latest PhD drama (short version: no defense this month, but will defend this summer), I am instead posting about how to make impossible figures so that I can tell others and have it waste their time instead of my own.

http://im-possible.appspot.com/

Has a constructor which allows you to make wonderful impossible figures like


I made the following two:




Now you should do it so that I don't have to! Have fun...