[that actually startles him enough that he lets out a short laugh before quickly quelling it. Not funny, not funny, not-- Oh god considering how much Obito is like Naruto he'd probably try to deck Itachi in the face. DAMN IT IT IS FUNNY NOW.
Okay, now that Sasuke's morbidly amused himself mentally, he's going to pretend he never found that funny at all.]
I doubt this is as good an idea as you seem to believe.
but he doesn't]
I need to talk to you. Pick up.
[... like he'd ask nicely]
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[anyway]
... I've... [oh god fucking damn it he hates this week] I've informed my mother about the Uchiha Massacre. [there, nice and distant]
Obito still isn't aware of it, is he?
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...No, he's not.
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Right. If you want him to, [and, since this is Kakashi, Sasuke thinks that's probably a "no"] you're free to tell him.
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Okay, now that Sasuke's morbidly amused himself mentally, he's going to pretend he never found that funny at all.]
I doubt this is as good an idea as you seem to believe.
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[ AND BACK TO SRS ]
I know it's not a good idea, but I think Itachi should be the one to explain.
[ And if Kakashi tells him, he'll just run off and punch Itachi and he'll have no idea what's going on. ]
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[nice, comforting, personable--]
He's Itachi. [look Sasuke loves his brother but there is no denying Itachi is kind of an asshole]
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If I told you that you could tell him that the rest of the team we had died, would you?
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[that's really the bit that'll be most awkward in this thing]
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No.
Do what you want. He's your friend.
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And I told Itachi he should do it.
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[GOES TO HANG UP...]
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Sasuke.
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