Shag, marry, cliff.

Apr 11, 2009 23:12

Okay, this is a wee bit belated, but I'm a-doin' it!

The instructions were:
1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.

2) Post this meme with your answers.

3) Provide pictures and the names of the 3 people I gave you. (ETA: If I'm not sure about your sexual orientation, I'll probably give you a mix of genders. So, plz specify if you have a preference!)

4) Label which you would marry, which you would shag, and which you would throw off a cliff.

I have two sets to do: from florence_craye I have Gertude Winkworth (a character from P.G. Wodehouse's writing), Kim Kardashian, and Rasputin.  (Sorry, for some reason I can't get italics to turn off, so this whole post will read like I'm annoyed and trying to make a point.)

I'm going to say:
Shag: Rasputin.


From what I hear, this dude got freaky-deaky like WHOA.  Good enough for me.

Marry: Gertrude Winkworth.


This isn't a great representation of the character at ALL, but I like this picture a lot and it's from around the same time period!  Although not my favorite Wodehouse woman, I think I would have a great time being married to this gal, if only because she would pepper her conversation with English slang from a vanished era, which would keep me tittering.  And she probably knew how to make a killer cup of tea.

Cliff: Kim Kardashian.


Sorry, honey.  Yeah, you're cute and all, but I hardly think you're changing history.

and from curious_mold I got Michael Moore, Bjork, and Joan Cusack.

Shag: Bjork.


I mean, just look at her.  I actually used to have a huge poster of this image on the back of my bedroom door.  (I wonder what my parents thought.)  A friend of an English friend babysat for her once or twice and said she "smelt of fish," but that's a price I'm willing to pay.  For those of you familiar with Bjork or followers of www.gofugyourself.com, she makes some deliciously wacky fashion choices. Can you even imagine what her lingerie must look like?!

Marry: Michael Moore


Awww.  Just look at him.  It'd kind of be like marrying Kevin Smith, only instead of talking about sex and poop all the time, he'd rant about social issues I care about.  I'd probably tune him out a good bit of the time.  I can see myself setting down a plate of meatloaf in front of him while he harangues an invisible audience about Ann Coulter.  (By the way, although I like his films, I realize that they're just as much complete propaganda as Fox News.  I just happen to agree with the thrust of his arguments.)

Cliff: Joan Cusack.


Sorry, Joan, I like your brother's acting much better.

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