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[plz_2_b_an_hero]

[clang clang clang clang CLANG CLANG CLANG]

YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW~!

[23-year-old 1st Class SOLDIER Zack Fair currently thinks he is 15-year-old 3rd Class SOLDIER Zack Fair. In your Building 11 fire escape (Shinra HQ back stairs) stair-surfing down before running back up again. Please pardon the noise.]

Comments

[crymoarhewley]

...

Zack. You had better not be -

Are you surfing down the stairs?

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[plz_2_b_an_hero]

[this skidding noise I AM TRYING TO STOP IT but first i'm crashing into the bars at the end of the flight i was on and making a muffled yelp. a long moment of static. maybe if i don't say anything he'll uh. uh. crap. how does he know my name? I feel singled out. I'm soooooo screwed askdjlk]

U-uh, I'm not doing anything, sir! --Fuck. Fuckfuck--

[cough]

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[crymoarhewley]

... [Audible sigh]

Everything still attached?

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[plz_2_b_an_hero]

[squeaking noise. probably fidgeting and kicking boots on metal]

Uh, I can't see a reason why it... wouldn't be?

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[crymoarhewley]

Zack, no need to talk to me as if you're a mouse.

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[plz_2_b_an_hero]

H-how did you know it was me, sir?

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[crymoarhewley]

... I'd know your dulcet tones anywhere?

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[plz_2_b_an_hero]

............Er?

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[crymoarhewley]

... Zack, if this is a game, stop it. It's getting old fast.

Why were you launching yourself down the stairs?

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[plz_2_b_an_hero]

It isn't a game, sir! I'm just a little surprised you caught recognized me just from my voice, and.

I. Got bored? And maybe kinda sorta got kicked out of the barracks again for making too much noise but they're just assholes.

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[crymoarhewley]

Sir? The barracks?

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[crymoarhewley]

...

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[crymoarhewley]

... this is an a event, isn't it?

... how old are you?

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[plz_2_b_an_hero]

Perhaps I'm incriminating myself by saying this, sir, but I wouldn't call it an 'event'. Maybe a, er. Incredibly common occurrence that people rarely find out about--

[cough]

Fifteen! Sixteen, in July!

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[crymoarhewley]

[There's a pause. Then a mutter. It might be something along the lines of "Minerva on a pogo stick".

He clears his throat.]

I see. Where are you, Fair?

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[plz_2_b_an_hero]

[there's a long, grumbling, reluctant pause]

I'm getting KP for this, aren't I?