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|037| [Audio]

Dec 08, 2008 00:08

[clang clang clang clang CLANG CLANG CLANG]

YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW~!

[23-year-old 1st Class SOLDIER Zack Fair currently thinks he is 15-year-old 3rd Class SOLDIER Zack Fair. In your Building 11 fire escape (Shinra HQ back stairs) stair-surfing down before running back up again. Please pardon the noise.]

neighbors will hate me, stair surfing!, clang clang clang, curse

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muttered cloudsinstrife December 8 2008, 05:34:29 UTC

...Aerith can deal with that.

[AUDIO. DON'T THINK I DON'T HEAR YOU, STRANGE MAN :|] plz_2_b_an_hero December 8 2008, 05:37:10 UTC

Who's Aerith?

[audio] cloudsinstrife December 8 2008, 05:44:10 UTC

A nice lady who likes her beauty sleep.

[audio] plz_2_b_an_hero December 8 2008, 05:46:55 UTC

Strange lady to be sleeping in the HQ. Wait. They can't hear me out here anyway, can they?

[audio] cloudsinstrife December 8 2008, 05:50:47 UTC

...Guess you never seen the private quarters here and there.

[audio] plz_2_b_an_hero December 8 2008, 05:52:33 UTC

They're just offices, down here! The barracks are another twenty floors up--

Wait. Who's this, anyway? Who was that... Kunsel? Dude, stop messing with me.

[audio] cloudsinstrife December 8 2008, 05:56:14 UTC

There are people who take naps in their offices.

Someone who's not explaining this to Lazard or Sephiroth.

[audio] plz_2_b_an_hero December 8 2008, 05:58:57 UTC

Lazy asses. Like sitting around all day isn't a nap in itself--

H-haha, thanks, man. What about the other two? Even though I heard Rhapsodos doesn't give a rat's ass about recruits.

[audio] cloudsinstrife December 8 2008, 06:45:42 UTC

Angeal will probably bring you to heel. As for Genesis... I heard he likes roasted recruits... especially if they disturb his LOVELESS readings.

[audio] plz_2_b_an_hero December 8 2008, 06:49:54 UTC

[voice is suddenly VERY VERY HUSHED]

Okay that's not even funny! I don't want to know what'll happen if I get caught out here--

[audio] cloudsinstrife December 8 2008, 06:57:40 UTC

Maybe you should try water tennis. Or...

Go to the basement, find that loose pipe connecting to the furnace and pull on it gently. Drop a potion in it and run.

[audio] plz_2_b_an_hero December 8 2008, 07:03:25 UTC

Hey, hey, I learned back home that you don't stick weird shit in machinery. I'm not dense, pal.

[audio] cloudsinstrife December 8 2008, 07:07:38 UTC

Is that so? Well this one annoying 1st taught me that trick. It was worth every single day of KP.

[audio] plz_2_b_an_hero December 8 2008, 07:10:51 UTC

...Dude if any of them heard you say that you'd be so busted. And you still must be workin' on that whole 'don't get caught' part of things.

[audio] cloudsinstrife December 8 2008, 07:13:55 UTC

Doubt it. The trick's useful for inflitrating a place too so...

Don't get caught, don't tell, and keep your honor and dreams close.

[audio] plz_2_b_an_hero December 8 2008, 07:18:14 UTC

...............

A-ah, sir, do you have a voice filter on?

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