As I am a space cat of no really time and age it is up to me to choose my birthday. I have decided on a birthday week. Starting NOW. Here follows my present list.
23 tea spoons (Sheffield made)
A crack pipe
A monocle
Richard E Grant
A hymm about me written by
red20A bronze statue of myself
A pig sandwich
AK47
Flower pressing kit
Surf board
A holiday to the south of france with
hiddenleavesPostal order for £67.19
1 extra large pot of generic saline solution
555 paper clips (pink)
3 Kit Kat Caramac
A locket of Jarvis Cockers hair
9 Kit Kat Chunky
A gold necklace
24 piece Royal Doulton crockery set
filtre's drum kit
A big knife
A bowl of southern fried daddy long legs
ichthy's eyebrows
Come on then.