summer: blue sky calling - all i seek, the heaven above and the road below me.
gu: "IMAGINE IF... we put dish soap in a fountain in NORTH KOREA!" 2008.09.17
gu: "so basically, it was like, i'm christian--wife material! i'm korean--wife material!" 2008.09.17
jpc: "eh. well, i'm sure somewhere in the vestiges of his dim little mind he remembers you." 2008.09.16
gu: "i'm like, i realize that i am a much deeper person than you, dear boyfriend. but please, you couldn't even make an effort to NOT make that so obvious?" 2008.09.16
gu: "s'ok. he knows [the breakup]'s coming. it's sad, like a lamb before slaughter." 2008.09.16
al: "who's on the dollar coin? oh, pocahontas, right?" 2008.09.07
or & jc + sauvignon blanc: "what the hell? shakespeare is seriously eating the pop rocks? this is SO ANTICLIMACTIC." 2008.09.06
or: "aww, thank you. well, i promise i'll put out tonight." 2008.09.04
or: "convenient for me would be you never going away." 2008.08.23
sa: "alpacas are delicious. ...i've never really eaten anything that weird. besides guinea pig." 2008.08.09
sa: "chileans aren't known for their gastronomy." 2008.08.09
sa: "yeah, the men here just... like pretty women." 2008.08.08
random encounter with stoned/drunk chilenos: [29. amaaaaaazing. you are beautiful?] 2008.08.08
sa: "my parents are from india. i live in the united states." 2008.08.08
sa: "no, it was a good cookie." 2008.08.08
sa: "wait, no, i forgot that chile only extends to here." 2008.08.08
sa: "hot water bag... is that what they're called?" 2008.08.07
sa: "so what was that word that i didn't understand as 'pull'?" 2008.08.07
or: "i just go to church and drink god's blood a lot"
or: "but yeah, like, i just kept making excuses for a while so that i didn't actually think that i had blacked out. i kept being like, oh LITTLE SLEEP. SOMEONE TRICKED ME. HAN STOLE MY MEMORY." 2008.07.30
or: "trying is like...4 glasses. you need to know if it contiiiiiinues to taste good the more drunk you are; and while there's a 99% chance that it will, YOU NEVER KNOW." 2008.07.28
or: "i think you guys were probably just wanting to avoid alcoholics (the bad kinds, not you and me kind) and stoners, so i think it's ok." 2008.07.21
sc: "sociopaths are very good at fooling people, and i don't know if my spider sense would go off." 2008.07.13
or: "dude, we go down together (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID)." 2008.07.08
or: "WHAT THE FUCK I TOTALLY EXPECT YOU STILL TO TALK TO ME ON SKYPE EVEN IF YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING TSUNAMI OR TORNADO OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU GUYS GET IN SANTIAGO. FUCK YOU, BIGGS." 2008.07.07
jec: "i'm looking up sex on wikipedia, did you know that humans, bonobos, and dolphins are the only known species who have sex for fun?" 2008.07.05
or: "lol yeah...fucking dog...i'm telling you...those pop rocks will be sweet victory." 2008.06.30
or: "and then i think i had white wine at some point and was like THIS IS WHY I KNEW I WOULD LOVE ALCOHOL." 2008.06.30
jpc: "i just went out to pick some mint and dry it...also so i can dry it off and pass it as weed at school. bet i could sell some to the rent-a-cops." 2008.06.29
or: "i was like, my last name's not dice." 2008.06.26
jpc: "i read your stupid little yellow flyer thing. it said right now you're still in the honeymoon phase and the homesickness phase has yet to bite you in the ass." 2008.06.26
or: "irrelevantly, i'm pretty sure the juice that i'm drinking is not the kind that comes in the bottle from which i poured it. this is discouraging." 2008.06.23
ml: "那不就是black market嗎?" 2008.06.21
or: "not that i'm an...alcoholic - oh, who am i kidding, neither of us can deny that anymore." 2008.06.21
or: "THAT WOULD BE SO LEGIT. TO GO TO ASIAN PUB WITH AN ASIAN. I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE." 2008.06.21
jpc: "ugh. shouldn't've fed her those sandwiches!" 2008.06.21 (commentary while watching psycho--when norman's moving the body)
or: "hooooooows it been going? we haven't talked in like 24 HOURS. LIKE. NO MORE. 45. WTF. this is fucked up." 2008.06.19
hz: "chicago is good. I thought there were gunshots outside my window." 2008.06.19
hz: "HOLA. are you in chile? LLAMA? LLAMA?!" 2008.06.19
ml: "那個小孩現在一定是什麼黑組織的老大." 2008.06.18
sc: "and then one day i opened this drawer at work and found a bunch of contracts--dildo contracts, ménage à trois contracts, blow job contracts... and i was like, 'i love my job!' " 2008.06.18
sc: "no, not here. i smelled [臭豆腐 for the first time], and i was like, 'let's eat some.'" 2008.06.18
sc: "that's all i want to do. and fall in love. well, no, i really just want to get laid. but i have to fall in love before i get laid, so..." 2008.06.18
sc: "the only problem is i can't cook. so i ordered a pizza yesterday, ate some of it then, had some today, and there are two slices left for tomorrow." 2008.06.18
xx: "so i went up to him and i was like, 'your name is frank, right?' and he was like, 'yeah. and you're xx.' and then i kissed him." 2008.06.xx
or: "damnit we should do all of those simultaneously next year. go running while wasted up to lincoln park. and get the fucking tiger." 2008.06.17
jpc: "talentless f*cks shouldn't be allowed to compete with me. ...that means you, 小裕." 2008.06.17
jpc: "i was laughing gleefully at [having closed] the door on 大姐, and then i tripped over the recycling bin." 2008.06.17
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gu: i'll cross stitch and bitch about my boyfriend soon to be ex boyfriend while you strum
jc: we can start an emo band!!!!111one!11
gu: it's not like i havent done the look before. we'll mix you and me to get like,, princess punk. ugh i just cringed a little saying that.
2008.09.16
or: so there was this french dude who was staring at one of the picassos like, "This is beautiful!" and i was like, "i wonder what jenny would say..."
jc: was it the really ugly bull?
2008.09.06
or: i just want what you want. i just want you to be happy.
jc: this is fine.
or: no, i need you to say, 'i want us to stay [at this restaurant].'
jc: we can stay. this is fine.
or: no, like...
the above x20
2008.09.04
(haha, wtf... at this point we hadn't even had anything to drink yet...)
sa: wait, why isn't this station on the list?
jc: umm... i don't know. that's odd.
sa: wait... unión latino américa... that's ULA.
2008.08.13
sa: haha, jenny's blushing!
jc: yeah... that's the wine.
2008.08.08
jc: hahahaha. really? you like spending your time drunkenly running after drunken tigers?
or: YES. that and putting sombreros on elephants
2008.08.07
jc: no, i mean the voices in my head tell me to kill people.
or: oh ok THOSE. those voices. they're ok. slash i'm one of them
2008.08.05
or: how much am i worth exactly?
jc: um a dollar. sorry.
or: hey, better than i expected! excellent.
2008.08.05
or: HAHAHAHAHA - duude srsly? man...how are they a) letting you and suzy be within a mile of each other? and b) letting you and me communicate
jc: ummm all i know is that there will be VIOLENT OVERTHROW if they try to stop me from talking to you.
or: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i would fly out to you if that happened. probably try and kill some people and end up hurting one of us instead.
2008.07.21
or: pffft whatever well we'll probably argue about this until the end of time, but expect some money money money when you get back in this country missy
jc: uh huh. well... we'll be living together. so it won't be hard to fix.
or: fine, i'll just kill you and pay for your funeral with that money. the end. (yes, that made no sense)
jc: so you know. one day in like february when we're back and you've forgotten all about this--okay, that just killed my story. xD
or: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. VICTORY!
jc: NOT UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY DO IT: ...please don't actually kill me.
2008.07.08
or: HAHAHAHA you are so screwed when you come back and have to take an english class ;) hehe jk... ACTUALLY it'll be interesting cause you're in chile and then home and then to china... you'll be speaking some weird mixture of chinese and chilean by the time you get back to chi-twon (wow, lots of "chi"s there).
jc: hahahahahahahaha. i know. like, i'll be knocking on your door at three in the morning going, "umm... how do you say 'jiu3 ping2 jiu3' in english? YES, IT IS CRITICAL THAT YOU TELL ME THIS RIGHT NOW AT THREE IN THE MORNING."
or: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :::laughing out loud so hard right now::
jc: now i'm laughing. and we're doing the cross propagating jenny olivia cross continental laughter thing again.
or: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (the laughter continues ridiculously so)
jc: hahaha, and it's so freaking ridiculous that we do this...but like it just keeps going
or: hehehehe, dude, no, it's awesome
jc: haha. ridiculous like they'res... wtf did i just type? no logical basis for this happening. but it does anyway. although... for 90% of the things i do, there's no logical basis.
or: hehehe :D yes, there is. it's cause we're awesome and always know how to entertain each other... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2008.06.26
jc: btw. you have like ten weeks to decide what you want from chile.
jec: oh, already decided. narcotics.
2008.06.21
santiago, mendoza, buenos aires, valparaiso, isla negra, toronto, new york, dc, richmond, chapel hill.
gu: "so basically, it was like, i'm christian--wife material! i'm korean--wife material!" 2008.09.17
jpc: "eh. well, i'm sure somewhere in the vestiges of his dim little mind he remembers you." 2008.09.16
gu: "i'm like, i realize that i am a much deeper person than you, dear boyfriend. but please, you couldn't even make an effort to NOT make that so obvious?" 2008.09.16
gu: "s'ok. he knows [the breakup]'s coming. it's sad, like a lamb before slaughter." 2008.09.16
al: "who's on the dollar coin? oh, pocahontas, right?" 2008.09.07
or & jc + sauvignon blanc: "what the hell? shakespeare is seriously eating the pop rocks? this is SO ANTICLIMACTIC." 2008.09.06
or: "aww, thank you. well, i promise i'll put out tonight." 2008.09.04
or: "convenient for me would be you never going away." 2008.08.23
sa: "alpacas are delicious. ...i've never really eaten anything that weird. besides guinea pig." 2008.08.09
sa: "chileans aren't known for their gastronomy." 2008.08.09
sa: "yeah, the men here just... like pretty women." 2008.08.08
random encounter with stoned/drunk chilenos: [29. amaaaaaazing. you are beautiful?] 2008.08.08
sa: "my parents are from india. i live in the united states." 2008.08.08
sa: "no, it was a good cookie." 2008.08.08
sa: "wait, no, i forgot that chile only extends to here." 2008.08.08
sa: "hot water bag... is that what they're called?" 2008.08.07
sa: "so what was that word that i didn't understand as 'pull'?" 2008.08.07
or: "i just go to church and drink god's blood a lot"
or: "but yeah, like, i just kept making excuses for a while so that i didn't actually think that i had blacked out. i kept being like, oh LITTLE SLEEP. SOMEONE TRICKED ME. HAN STOLE MY MEMORY." 2008.07.30
or: "trying is like...4 glasses. you need to know if it contiiiiiinues to taste good the more drunk you are; and while there's a 99% chance that it will, YOU NEVER KNOW." 2008.07.28
or: "i think you guys were probably just wanting to avoid alcoholics (the bad kinds, not you and me kind) and stoners, so i think it's ok." 2008.07.21
sc: "sociopaths are very good at fooling people, and i don't know if my spider sense would go off." 2008.07.13
or: "dude, we go down together (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID)." 2008.07.08
or: "WHAT THE FUCK I TOTALLY EXPECT YOU STILL TO TALK TO ME ON SKYPE EVEN IF YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING TSUNAMI OR TORNADO OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU GUYS GET IN SANTIAGO. FUCK YOU, BIGGS." 2008.07.07
jec: "i'm looking up sex on wikipedia, did you know that humans, bonobos, and dolphins are the only known species who have sex for fun?" 2008.07.05
or: "lol yeah...fucking dog...i'm telling you...those pop rocks will be sweet victory." 2008.06.30
or: "and then i think i had white wine at some point and was like THIS IS WHY I KNEW I WOULD LOVE ALCOHOL." 2008.06.30
jpc: "i just went out to pick some mint and dry it...also so i can dry it off and pass it as weed at school. bet i could sell some to the rent-a-cops." 2008.06.29
or: "i was like, my last name's not dice." 2008.06.26
jpc: "i read your stupid little yellow flyer thing. it said right now you're still in the honeymoon phase and the homesickness phase has yet to bite you in the ass." 2008.06.26
or: "irrelevantly, i'm pretty sure the juice that i'm drinking is not the kind that comes in the bottle from which i poured it. this is discouraging." 2008.06.23
ml: "那不就是black market嗎?" 2008.06.21
or: "not that i'm an...alcoholic - oh, who am i kidding, neither of us can deny that anymore." 2008.06.21
or: "THAT WOULD BE SO LEGIT. TO GO TO ASIAN PUB WITH AN ASIAN. I'VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE." 2008.06.21
jpc: "ugh. shouldn't've fed her those sandwiches!" 2008.06.21 (commentary while watching psycho--when norman's moving the body)
or: "hooooooows it been going? we haven't talked in like 24 HOURS. LIKE. NO MORE. 45. WTF. this is fucked up." 2008.06.19
hz: "chicago is good. I thought there were gunshots outside my window." 2008.06.19
hz: "HOLA. are you in chile? LLAMA? LLAMA?!" 2008.06.19
ml: "那個小孩現在一定是什麼黑組織的老大." 2008.06.18
sc: "and then one day i opened this drawer at work and found a bunch of contracts--dildo contracts, ménage à trois contracts, blow job contracts... and i was like, 'i love my job!' " 2008.06.18
sc: "no, not here. i smelled [臭豆腐 for the first time], and i was like, 'let's eat some.'" 2008.06.18
sc: "that's all i want to do. and fall in love. well, no, i really just want to get laid. but i have to fall in love before i get laid, so..." 2008.06.18
sc: "the only problem is i can't cook. so i ordered a pizza yesterday, ate some of it then, had some today, and there are two slices left for tomorrow." 2008.06.18
xx: "so i went up to him and i was like, 'your name is frank, right?' and he was like, 'yeah. and you're xx.' and then i kissed him." 2008.06.xx
or: "damnit we should do all of those simultaneously next year. go running while wasted up to lincoln park. and get the fucking tiger." 2008.06.17
jpc: "talentless f*cks shouldn't be allowed to compete with me. ...that means you, 小裕." 2008.06.17
jpc: "i was laughing gleefully at [having closed] the door on 大姐, and then i tripped over the recycling bin." 2008.06.17
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gu: i'll cross stitch and bitch about my boyfriend soon to be ex boyfriend while you strum
jc: we can start an emo band!!!!111one!11
gu: it's not like i havent done the look before. we'll mix you and me to get like,, princess punk. ugh i just cringed a little saying that.
2008.09.16
or: so there was this french dude who was staring at one of the picassos like, "This is beautiful!" and i was like, "i wonder what jenny would say..."
jc: was it the really ugly bull?
2008.09.06
or: i just want what you want. i just want you to be happy.
jc: this is fine.
or: no, i need you to say, 'i want us to stay [at this restaurant].'
jc: we can stay. this is fine.
or: no, like...
the above x20
2008.09.04
(haha, wtf... at this point we hadn't even had anything to drink yet...)
sa: wait, why isn't this station on the list?
jc: umm... i don't know. that's odd.
sa: wait... unión latino américa... that's ULA.
2008.08.13
sa: haha, jenny's blushing!
jc: yeah... that's the wine.
2008.08.08
jc: hahahaha. really? you like spending your time drunkenly running after drunken tigers?
or: YES. that and putting sombreros on elephants
2008.08.07
jc: no, i mean the voices in my head tell me to kill people.
or: oh ok THOSE. those voices. they're ok. slash i'm one of them
2008.08.05
or: how much am i worth exactly?
jc: um a dollar. sorry.
or: hey, better than i expected! excellent.
2008.08.05
or: HAHAHAHAHA - duude srsly? man...how are they a) letting you and suzy be within a mile of each other? and b) letting you and me communicate
jc: ummm all i know is that there will be VIOLENT OVERTHROW if they try to stop me from talking to you.
or: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i would fly out to you if that happened. probably try and kill some people and end up hurting one of us instead.
2008.07.21
or: pffft whatever well we'll probably argue about this until the end of time, but expect some money money money when you get back in this country missy
jc: uh huh. well... we'll be living together. so it won't be hard to fix.
or: fine, i'll just kill you and pay for your funeral with that money. the end. (yes, that made no sense)
jc: so you know. one day in like february when we're back and you've forgotten all about this--okay, that just killed my story. xD
or: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. VICTORY!
jc: NOT UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY DO IT: ...please don't actually kill me.
2008.07.08
or: HAHAHAHA you are so screwed when you come back and have to take an english class ;) hehe jk... ACTUALLY it'll be interesting cause you're in chile and then home and then to china... you'll be speaking some weird mixture of chinese and chilean by the time you get back to chi-twon (wow, lots of "chi"s there).
jc: hahahahahahahaha. i know. like, i'll be knocking on your door at three in the morning going, "umm... how do you say 'jiu3 ping2 jiu3' in english? YES, IT IS CRITICAL THAT YOU TELL ME THIS RIGHT NOW AT THREE IN THE MORNING."
or: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :::laughing out loud so hard right now::
jc: now i'm laughing. and we're doing the cross propagating jenny olivia cross continental laughter thing again.
or: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (the laughter continues ridiculously so)
jc: hahaha, and it's so freaking ridiculous that we do this...but like it just keeps going
or: hehehehe, dude, no, it's awesome
jc: haha. ridiculous like they'res... wtf did i just type? no logical basis for this happening. but it does anyway. although... for 90% of the things i do, there's no logical basis.
or: hehehe :D yes, there is. it's cause we're awesome and always know how to entertain each other... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2008.06.26
jc: btw. you have like ten weeks to decide what you want from chile.
jec: oh, already decided. narcotics.
2008.06.21
santiago, mendoza, buenos aires, valparaiso, isla negra, toronto, new york, dc, richmond, chapel hill.