Okay, I cannot make this stuff up. It's that good. Normally, under the best circumstances my family tends to be... well, nuts. But I think today my father completely lost his freaking mind
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One German Shepard and one Rottweiler. The German Shepard is actually the larger of the two by far (he weighs in at 90 pounds even though he's skinny as hell) and he's the jackass that somehow manages to fold himself into the dryer.
He is very, very large and is tall enough that he doesn't have to jump up on anything to snag food off of counters and tables, he can actually just cruise by, lift his chin and take what he wants.
He's also the far more emo one of the two. If your dad had said what he'd said about this dog... well... Ajax is enough of an emo twit sometimes that we might actually have to entertain it as a possibility (okay maybe not... that's such an awesome theory though. You really have to work to come up with that. I laughed for a couple minutes solid when I read your first post.).
Oh my god, he's so cute! Look at those bat ears! I thought you had big dogs, ahahaha. I'm still trying to work out the mechanics of that in the dryer.
When our old cat died (I couldn't stand that thing... not a cat person) my idiot brother stuck it's body in an old dryer on the curb so it'd get taken away with the trash. The sister had a fit, but it was dark and the trash wasn't going to get taken out for another couple days so she decided she'd give it a proper burial (ie: dig a shallow grave in the backyard where the dogs poop)in the morning.
Well, in the night, some trash picker decided that our old dryer was good enough to take. I think it's an awesome story and would've loved to see the look on that individual's face when they pulled out a dead cat. I don't think my sister agrees.
Honestly, if I hadn't actually seen him jump out of the dryer, I would have never believed it. Not only is it not very large, and he's huge, but it's circular! And it has those speedbump thingies on it, so it couldn't have very comfortable. Sometimes I wonder what the hell goes on in that fuzzy brain of his.
I think the dead cat in the dryer is an awesome story and would have totally loved to see their face when they discovered that surprise. Then again, I'm not a cat person either so that might be why I share your amusement.
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He is very, very large and is tall enough that he doesn't have to jump up on anything to snag food off of counters and tables, he can actually just cruise by, lift his chin and take what he wants.
He's also the far more emo one of the two. If your dad had said what he'd said about this dog... well... Ajax is enough of an emo twit sometimes that we might actually have to entertain it as a possibility (okay maybe not... that's such an awesome theory though. You really have to work to come up with that. I laughed for a couple minutes solid when I read your first post.).
The jackass in question:
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When our old cat died (I couldn't stand that thing... not a cat person) my idiot brother stuck it's body in an old dryer on the curb so it'd get taken away with the trash. The sister had a fit, but it was dark and the trash wasn't going to get taken out for another couple days so she decided she'd give it a proper burial (ie: dig a shallow grave in the backyard where the dogs poop)in the morning.
Well, in the night, some trash picker decided that our old dryer was good enough to take. I think it's an awesome story and would've loved to see the look on that individual's face when they pulled out a dead cat. I don't think my sister agrees.
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I think the dead cat in the dryer is an awesome story and would have totally loved to see their face when they discovered that surprise. Then again, I'm not a cat person either so that might be why I share your amusement.
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