Chya, don't cha know...
What would the world of fashion be without UGG boots? I'm not sure, but in my humble opinion, BETTER OFF...and that is why my Kudos of the Day go out to the country of Australia.
Dear Australia,
you have bestowed many wonderful gifts onto the world, including but not limited to Vegemite (okay, so not all of you my enjoy what Wikipedia.com describes as "food paste made from yeast extract", but there must be SOMEone out there that does!), kangaroos, boomarangs, sexy accents, and didgeridoos (coolest instrument EVER. Why? Just say the name. Didgeridoo. What fun!). But then, you got hit by the ugly train and started hatching the most horrid fashion trend since shoulder pads in the 80's: UGG boots.
What the hell were you thinking? I thought making sheepskin car seat covers was bad enough...which, let me just say this about those: if you have sheepskin seat covers and you smoke in your car, I have only one thing to say that...EW. The smoke tends to discolor the sheepskin in uneven patches, and then you have the occasional coffee spill or dropped cigarette butt, and in no time flat your white sheepskin seat covers look as if you wrapped your car seat in a puppy training pad.
But back to UGG boots and why they're a travesty to the world. Let's face it...if I could wrap my feet in toilet paper a hundred times, and then stick a rubber sole at the bottom, and come out with the same effect. Instead YOU, Australia, decide to defile sheepskin, and sell your sinful creation at alarming prices.
Reasons that people that wear them have no sense:
1. If you think this trend couldn't get more senseless, come to Florida! Where girls wear UGG boots with mini-skirts. Now, anyone with half a brain would reason that if it is cold enough to wear sheepskin boots, then it must be cold enough to also wear pants, a jacket and a scarf. Apparently not.
2. Because I'm smart and I say that people that wear UGG boots are senseless. So there.
Sincerely,
Cristina
Dear Australia,
you have bestowed many wonderful gifts onto the world, including but not limited to Vegemite (okay, so not all of you my enjoy what Wikipedia.com describes as "food paste made from yeast extract", but there must be SOMEone out there that does!), kangaroos, boomarangs, sexy accents, and didgeridoos (coolest instrument EVER. Why? Just say the name. Didgeridoo. What fun!). But then, you got hit by the ugly train and started hatching the most horrid fashion trend since shoulder pads in the 80's: UGG boots.
What the hell were you thinking? I thought making sheepskin car seat covers was bad enough...which, let me just say this about those: if you have sheepskin seat covers and you smoke in your car, I have only one thing to say that...EW. The smoke tends to discolor the sheepskin in uneven patches, and then you have the occasional coffee spill or dropped cigarette butt, and in no time flat your white sheepskin seat covers look as if you wrapped your car seat in a puppy training pad.
But back to UGG boots and why they're a travesty to the world. Let's face it...if I could wrap my feet in toilet paper a hundred times, and then stick a rubber sole at the bottom, and come out with the same effect. Instead YOU, Australia, decide to defile sheepskin, and sell your sinful creation at alarming prices.
Reasons that people that wear them have no sense:
1. If you think this trend couldn't get more senseless, come to Florida! Where girls wear UGG boots with mini-skirts. Now, anyone with half a brain would reason that if it is cold enough to wear sheepskin boots, then it must be cold enough to also wear pants, a jacket and a scarf. Apparently not.
2. Because I'm smart and I say that people that wear UGG boots are senseless. So there.
Sincerely,
Cristina