Case of the Jewelry Thief
plutomune: what you been up to? hows the reel world treating ya
plutomune: i am probably the happiest that ive ever been
plutomune: and i dont even have a girl
plutomune: thats the best part about it
plutomune: that means that i am ready to fight crime
Dragonof01: lol
plutomune: yo i was about to whup this dudes ass the other day
Dragonof01: what the fuck?
Dragonof01: lol
Dragonof01: omg dyl
Dragonof01: you're ridic
plutomune: yo he was stealing shit from my house
Dragonof01: yo slap that bitch
Dragonof01: backhand style
plutomune: a friend of my moms shes known for 40 years
plutomune: he went crazy over the past 4 years and had been conning her
plutomune: he was married and had kids and everything, he just gave it all up to go and live in the woods
plutomune: and be a nasty bitch
plutomune: i led cops to his campsite
plutomune: it was gross
plutomune: he had all sorts of stuff lying around
plutomune: bugs on his shit
plutomune: all sorts of stolen shit
plutomune: a check book
Dragonof01: bugs?
plutomune: yeah, bugs
Dragonof01: ok
Dragonof01: like insects?
plutomune: yeah spiders and such from the woods floor
plutomune: he took all of my moms earrings, a bunch of small shit, and my digital camera and flash drives
plutomune: at the pinnacle of the action yesterday I had 911 dispatch on my ear, a wooden beating club in my hand, and I was chasing him down on foot GTA!V style
plutomune: full throttle
plutomune: i am probably the happiest that ive ever been
plutomune: and i dont even have a girl
plutomune: thats the best part about it
plutomune: that means that i am ready to fight crime
Dragonof01: lol
plutomune: yo i was about to whup this dudes ass the other day
Dragonof01: what the fuck?
Dragonof01: lol
Dragonof01: omg dyl
Dragonof01: you're ridic
plutomune: yo he was stealing shit from my house
Dragonof01: yo slap that bitch
Dragonof01: backhand style
plutomune: a friend of my moms shes known for 40 years
plutomune: he went crazy over the past 4 years and had been conning her
plutomune: he was married and had kids and everything, he just gave it all up to go and live in the woods
plutomune: and be a nasty bitch
plutomune: i led cops to his campsite
plutomune: it was gross
plutomune: he had all sorts of stuff lying around
plutomune: bugs on his shit
plutomune: all sorts of stolen shit
plutomune: a check book
Dragonof01: bugs?
plutomune: yeah, bugs
Dragonof01: ok
Dragonof01: like insects?
plutomune: yeah spiders and such from the woods floor
plutomune: he took all of my moms earrings, a bunch of small shit, and my digital camera and flash drives
plutomune: at the pinnacle of the action yesterday I had 911 dispatch on my ear, a wooden beating club in my hand, and I was chasing him down on foot GTA!V style
plutomune: full throttle