IT BEGINS [OPEN. YES. OPEN. DO IT.]
DATE: Day 67, the onset of the genderswap.
CHARACTER(S): Haruhara Haruko (vespaed), Fruit Fucker 2000 (fuckedyourfruit), and YOU. YES. YOU. ALL OF YOU.
STATUS: OPEN. Show up, make yourself a victim. This is the most tempting offer ever. Do not deny your urges.
SUMMARY: Haruko is a man. Fruit Fucker is, and always will be, a sexy megalomaniacal juicer. And potential victims are tasty.
LOCATION: Cafeteria
PROBABLY NOT REALLY SAFE FOR WORK MAYBE
No need to get dressed, Haruko was on her way to the cafeteria, sporting her brand new package where everyone can see and appreciate it.
Because obviously the video post just wasn't enough. This was one of those things that was better experienced up close and personal. And invading any and all personal space in the process.
Big events needed big plans, on top of the rest of it. So it only made sense that Fruit Fucker would be involved in this as well.
Sneaking through the cafeteria with some strategically held bottles of ketchup - multiple bottles, for the nonbelievers in the crowd - just so she wouldn't be apprehended by cafeteria..security if they decided to exist, Haruko also brought her guitar and a nightstick for great, phallic measure.
There were some screaming and carrying on about naked penii running amok but NEVER FEAR.
Haruko burst into the kitchen, looking for Fruit Fucker. Or a pile of oranges, since he wouldn't be far behind. Probably all up in at least one orange's behind, and there really was no better place, was there?
"Hey! I'm here," Haruko announced, abandoning the bottles of ketchup. Now was not the time or place for fake modesty.
The beginning of something that most citizens of the ship would regret?
Definitely.
CHARACTER(S): Haruhara Haruko (vespaed), Fruit Fucker 2000 (fuckedyourfruit), and YOU. YES. YOU. ALL OF YOU.
STATUS: OPEN. Show up, make yourself a victim. This is the most tempting offer ever. Do not deny your urges.
SUMMARY: Haruko is a man. Fruit Fucker is, and always will be, a sexy megalomaniacal juicer. And potential victims are tasty.
LOCATION: Cafeteria
PROBABLY NOT REALLY SAFE FOR WORK MAYBE
No need to get dressed, Haruko was on her way to the cafeteria, sporting her brand new package where everyone can see and appreciate it.
Because obviously the video post just wasn't enough. This was one of those things that was better experienced up close and personal. And invading any and all personal space in the process.
Big events needed big plans, on top of the rest of it. So it only made sense that Fruit Fucker would be involved in this as well.
Sneaking through the cafeteria with some strategically held bottles of ketchup - multiple bottles, for the nonbelievers in the crowd - just so she wouldn't be apprehended by cafeteria..security if they decided to exist, Haruko also brought her guitar and a nightstick for great, phallic measure.
There were some screaming and carrying on about naked penii running amok but NEVER FEAR.
Haruko burst into the kitchen, looking for Fruit Fucker. Or a pile of oranges, since he wouldn't be far behind. Probably all up in at least one orange's behind, and there really was no better place, was there?
"Hey! I'm here," Haruko announced, abandoning the bottles of ketchup. Now was not the time or place for fake modesty.
The beginning of something that most citizens of the ship would regret?
Definitely.