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[arachnophxlia]

Peter stood in the shower, water running over his face and streaming down himself. He let out a sigh. He was just beginning to get some good relationships going on, his team and him were getting along, things were going so great with him and Gwen. Of course this could only happen to him. Not really though, judging by all the other mishaps standing

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[beaarthurislove]

Wade came into the room quickly, shoving Amelia out of his way. "Listen princess, out. Queen's orders. I don't think your precious eyes can hold what nubile images lie behind that shower, kay?" It didn't matter where he was, a glimpse of Spider-Man's bare ass would be enough to warm all of the depths of Pluto, if Pluto were some kind of euphemism for a bologna pony, which is a euphemism for... You get the idea. Wade drew back the curtains peered into the bathroom, where Peter lay face down. "You know what," Wade began, "I think this isn't a violation of the superhero bro code, since I didn't see your face, right? I'm pretty sure this is the only view I'd want to see you at, anyway! What if I find out you're some 5/10 butterface with a perfect ass? I'd be so torn up about it, maybe a little heartbroken..." Wade came to his senses then. "Uh, yeah. It's time for you to go out, kiddo. You go do your thing, there's a Teletubbies marathon on anyway. It's really good!" Wade thought to himself for a moment, then spoke: "There's like, maybe

[arachnophxlia]

"It wasn't a scream!" He griped. "It was a manly yell of pain." Before anything else, he heard a second set of feet enter the room.

Peter lifted his eyes ever so slightly to affirm his swirling thoughts of who that voice could have belonged to. "You're kidding me, right?" He groaned. "How did you get here? Or when??" When the curtains were swung open, Peter attempted to hide himself, only making his face hit the stone cold floor again. "Dammit!"

He listened to the other drone on or talk to himself or whatever it really was he was doing. "I'd appreciate this lecture more if you weren't staring at my ass." He commented.

[beaarthurislove]

"AAH! You're cute when you're trying hide the shame of your naked body! All I gotta say is that I'm here and it's not too bad. There's not enough cilantro in the kitchen, but I'm preeettttty sure I'm not supposed to be there. I love cooking though, but I get way too into it, y'know? Like, last time I almost cut off Bob's hand. You don't touch my muffins until I say. Hey, wait a sec... " For the first time since he entered the room, Wade moved his eyes away from his ass and over to face of the young man in front of him. "Aww. You got a little boo-boo on your cheek, baby boy!" He then kneeled down to poke the bruise forming on Peter's face.

[arachnophxlia]

Peter began to sit up, staring down Deadpool the entire time. He quickly reached for the towel on the floor in the corner and put it over his lap. "Ow! Knock it off! You know, I really don't think this is all too necessary."

[beaarthurislove]

"I'm totes feeling that stare with the intensity of what happens when you eat really spicy chili. I'd thought you'd be happy to see me! Since, like, we're such good pals. Or is this you being bitter over what happened in Spider-Man #611? I thought we were past that, baby." Wade then helped the younger man to his feet. "So, since we're like some of the last people alive, do I finally get to learn your name or takeyououtonadate or what? You already know mine and that's not totally not fair as it is."

[arachnophxlia]

Peter rolled his eyes and secured the towel around his waist. "I have no idea what you're even talking about..like, 80% of the time." He let him know.
He looked around with shifty eyes, then looked up at Wade. "I'll tell you my name is you make sure no one else here knows I'm Spider-Man." He offered.

[beaarthurislove]

"Ooh, so it's a reverse secret now?" Deadpool pondered for a moment. "On second thought, that's waaaay too big of a secret for me to hold in just to learn your name. I need something more than your name in return, sweetums!"

[arachnophxlia]

"Something more? I don't even want to tell you anything! You're the only one gaining anything from it, might as well take what i'll give."

[beaarthurislove]

"A date. Lets go on a date. No masks, no gimmick. As people. That's my line and I'm drawing it. Plus, I'm really good at yelling. Like, really good-- HEY THIS GUY IS SPI-"

[arachnophxlia]

'A date?' He thought to himself. Before he had a chance to reply, he found himself covering Deadpool's mouth with both his hands. "Shut up!" His face became more flustered. "You want to go on a date with me?" He questioned.

[beaarthurislove]

Through Peter's hands, Wade nodded yes.