ZOMG I AM SOOOO GOOD AT FUNNELING!! TEEHEE!!

Jul 22, 2006 04:58

I really dislike (read: HATE/LOATHE) drunken party girls.

So tonight was a friend of mine's/coworker's 21st birthday party. All hell ensues, as you know. She has a Luau party at her apartment complex, and at first I wasn't going to go, but at the last minute was like, "What they hell, lots of my friends will be there."

I spent most of the time hanging around with all my fellow bus drivers, and I even took a swim in some borrowed shorts and my sports bra. But there's only so much I can take of skanky ass hos doing kegstands ("8 seconds, OMG!!! *bats lashes retardly*") and bragging about how good they are at funneling. Or seeing them looking all dumbfounded from the couch because they are too drunk to stand. Or sitting in line at the bathroom because they just need to throw up.

LEARN TO DRINK IN MODERATION. I'm all about drinking in a social setting, just to have a little bit of a good time. But drinking to get drunk is so fucking retarded, and living in a college town like Athens, it's all you see. No one really seems to have enough sense to know when to stop. Or maybe they just like throwing up/looking stupid/ending up with some random fucking guy in the bed.

I'm glad I left when I did. 1:30am may not be that late, but there's ONLY SO MUCH I CAN TAKE of drunken party girls, especially after the awful day I had at work. I LOVE being a bus driver, but there's only so much I can take of asshole drivers.
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