DAY 190: What is this I don't even
Found on the official Plushenko YouTube channel(!), a rather unsettling caricature of Plush teaches Tarasova how to text.
Plushy: Look, there are letters near each figure on the phone. So you can text anybody, it's easy.
Tats: Wow, it`s wonderful! There is no need in postal code?
Plush: No need...
Tats: Fantastic! So like a fool I used to call...
Plush: Exactly. You know there are some situations when it's better to text, rather than to call. For example when you called me last time I fell down from the triple...
Tats: Yeah! You did it in a perfect way, without any fracture or displacement... Oh, you've just reminded me of Lyosha Yagudin!
Plush: Tatiana, everyone reminds you of Lyosha. Stick to business.
Tats: Oh and those smileys (which she mispronounces and Plushy corrects her) are wonderful! Could anyone text me too?
Plush: Sure.
Tats: Wait, wait... It means I don’t need my pager any more! (she throws it away) Wonderful, I've just texted my first message! Zhenya ,read it!
Plush: ...GJLK:LJGHFDYO?
Tats: Oh! It’s a wonderful message! And there is a smiley (she again mispronounces it)
Plush: Tatiana, You'd better call me if it’s really something important...
Tats: In that case I will call you with Scalp!
Plush: Skype.
Tats: I've read a lot about it in Fenimore Cooper* novels... how does it work?
*Fenimore Cooper wrote Last of the Mohicans. She's referring to scalping. MOST OBSCURE PUN EVER WTF
...RUSSIAN BBS, PLEASE HELP YOUR MOD UNDERSTAND THIS MADNESS.
Click to viewPlushy: Look, there are letters near each figure on the phone. So you can text anybody, it's easy.
Tats: Wow, it`s wonderful! There is no need in postal code?
Plush: No need...
Tats: Fantastic! So like a fool I used to call...
Plush: Exactly. You know there are some situations when it's better to text, rather than to call. For example when you called me last time I fell down from the triple...
Tats: Yeah! You did it in a perfect way, without any fracture or displacement... Oh, you've just reminded me of Lyosha Yagudin!
Plush: Tatiana, everyone reminds you of Lyosha. Stick to business.
Tats: Oh and those smileys (which she mispronounces and Plushy corrects her) are wonderful! Could anyone text me too?
Plush: Sure.
Tats: Wait, wait... It means I don’t need my pager any more! (she throws it away) Wonderful, I've just texted my first message! Zhenya ,read it!
Plush: ...GJLK:LJGHFDYO?
Tats: Oh! It’s a wonderful message! And there is a smiley (she again mispronounces it)
Plush: Tatiana, You'd better call me if it’s really something important...
Tats: In that case I will call you with Scalp!
Plush: Skype.
Tats: I've read a lot about it in Fenimore Cooper* novels... how does it work?
*Fenimore Cooper wrote Last of the Mohicans. She's referring to scalping. MOST OBSCURE PUN EVER WTF
...RUSSIAN BBS, PLEASE HELP YOUR MOD UNDERSTAND THIS MADNESS.