Mar 12, 2006 12:17
Who here in town performs penis bi or tri-forkations?
I get the feeling I really want one of these, but I want it done in a clean environment with the utmost attention to sanitation. Also, good customer service wouldn't be bad. I want a place that would call me and check up on me, and make sure I haven't, say, lost my penis or got a nasty staph infection. I mean, Houston, help me out!
That's what I like about Houston!
oh yeah, abortion is gay and gun control is for wussies.
George Bush isn't my president. Wycelf Jean is.
Kinky for Governor. I heart the Jewish. <3
oh, and eonblue21 says Vicarious Me is playing somewhere at some coffee shop sometime this week. He's pretty sure about this.
oh, and one of my exes got a bad haircut.