wookie has herpes

[plungahbunnay]

written on a roll of toilet paper:

"some come here to sit and think
some come here to wonder
i came here to shit and stink
and fart like fucking thunder"

::raucous applause::

::women take their cothes off::

::all for dave::

mm, david. hu? david. what? david. hu? booooooo.

abcdefghighaifaskjdfyoubastrdklmnopqrstuvwxyz

abcdefkmlnopqrstuvwxyz

zyxwv

zyxwvutsrqponmlkukluxklanhifgedcba

a is for albert
b is for BUTTSEHKS
c is for cat
d is for dave
e is for eeron
f is for Fonz
g is for geonagaon
h is for herpesssssssssssssssssss
i is for ipod
j is for jew
k is for kalishnakov
l is for lesbiansssss
m is for manlinessss
n is for nesssss
o is for orangesssS
p is for PR0N
q is for quoooooo
r is for RULZ0RZ
s is for syphillis
t is for cat
u is for me
v is for xylophone
x is for zachary xangas
y is for what and me because yum
z is for zigs are in wiggling fingers ewhlie playing the kyeboard clap clap SHE BANG

william hung like a horse

i..need.. mY... PPEERRTHONNOW THPPAASHHHEEE!!!

Oh No! A COW!

nuts?! nuts are terrible on brownies!

AMEN BRUTHA

COW

CUBE

COWUUUBE!