Ask the Author I
Dear Miss,
I think your journal is absolutley amazing. What do you think, which rumors about book 7 are true? What are you doing when you´re not blogging? Do you have some exciting hobbies like fishing and rollerskating?
Little Cindy, 11 years old
Dear Cindy,
Well...as you may have already guessed, I´m a bored bookseller very talented witch, with beautiful blue eyes and red velvet hair who was a prefect in Slytherin in her schooltime.
I´m very busy at the moment preparing some instant cup noodles for my grumpling boyfriend saving Prof. Snape from being a Deatheater, which is quite an adventure, so I haven´t enough time for hobbies, you see. But I love to scream to stop all the voices in my head enjoy a delicious icecream at Fortescues & read some distasteful fantastic & imaginative HP fanfiction in my free time.
And here are some of theories which are absolutely true in my opinion:
Snape isn´t evil, just pissed off- True. I can relate to that. Feels like home.
Draco Malfoy has a small wiener. - Exactly.
...just like his Daddy? Hell YEAH!
Harry has a scar. Amazing.
The World behind the Curtain is an exclusive VIP room for HP characters who are too afraid of their fans; they hide there not to come out again.Snape tried to get there about 3 times, but JK always sent him back, because she hates him so much. If she won´t let him die in book 7, he has to read all Hermione Granger-Severus Snape- RateRforextremeNudityandViolence fanfics on Fanfiction.net until the end of all time. Sad...but true.
Trent Reznor killed Dumbledore. No way.
If there are still some questions left you want to ask me, feel free to write me any time you like.
Merlin bless thee, Cindy!
Affectionately yours,
PH
I think your journal is absolutley amazing. What do you think, which rumors about book 7 are true? What are you doing when you´re not blogging? Do you have some exciting hobbies like fishing and rollerskating?
Little Cindy, 11 years old
Dear Cindy,
Well...as you may have already guessed, I´m a bored bookseller very talented witch, with beautiful blue eyes and red velvet hair who was a prefect in Slytherin in her schooltime.
I´m very busy at the moment preparing some instant cup noodles for my grumpling boyfriend saving Prof. Snape from being a Deatheater, which is quite an adventure, so I haven´t enough time for hobbies, you see. But I love to scream to stop all the voices in my head enjoy a delicious icecream at Fortescues & read some distasteful fantastic & imaginative HP fanfiction in my free time.
And here are some of theories which are absolutely true in my opinion:
Snape isn´t evil, just pissed off- True. I can relate to that. Feels like home.
Draco Malfoy has a small wiener. - Exactly.
...just like his Daddy? Hell YEAH!
Harry has a scar. Amazing.
The World behind the Curtain is an exclusive VIP room for HP characters who are too afraid of their fans; they hide there not to come out again.Snape tried to get there about 3 times, but JK always sent him back, because she hates him so much. If she won´t let him die in book 7, he has to read all Hermione Granger-Severus Snape- RateRforextremeNudityandViolence fanfics on Fanfiction.net until the end of all time. Sad...but true.
Trent Reznor killed Dumbledore. No way.
If there are still some questions left you want to ask me, feel free to write me any time you like.
Merlin bless thee, Cindy!
Affectionately yours,
PH