[Screened from Repliku//Unhackable]

Dec 27, 2007 21:06

ATTENTION...AGAIN!

Muahahaha, Marluxia, was it? I believe you were targeting a girl by the name of Naminé... well, I hate to break it to ya, but she's now in my custody! A perfect hostage, weak, shy, and incapable of using GUNS! Why yes, she's the typical damsel in distress!

To those who don't know, my current captive looks like this...


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marluxia, hostage, bowser wants attention, keep, destroyed part of city, naminé, screened from ryuu, fortress, hahaha

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beastbaby December 28 2007, 05:17:10 UTC
You really need to take up a good, old-fashioned hobby. Like stamp-collecting.

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plumberssuck December 28 2007, 05:17:57 UTC
I'm a villain, kidnapping innocent women is what I do best.

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beastbaby December 28 2007, 05:20:38 UTC
You know, Turtle-san, if you really wanted a woman that badly, there are escort services you could have called.

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plumberssuck December 28 2007, 05:22:35 UTC
Do you not get it?!

I'm a villain. Kidnapping women gets the attention of heroes.

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beastbaby December 28 2007, 05:25:00 UTC
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So, you're an attention whore?

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plumberssuck December 28 2007, 05:27:20 UTC
NO!

I like to see heroes desperately try to succeed, only to fail miserably.

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beastbaby December 28 2007, 05:33:07 UTC
So you need an ego-boost too. I see how it is.

Sorry, but I can't let this one slide.

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plumberssuck December 28 2007, 05:36:57 UTC
HAH. Go ahead and try... but I warn you, I'm not as weak as you think. Besides, you'd have to get past my Koopa army.

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beastbaby December 28 2007, 05:39:27 UTC
We'll see about that. Expect me in ten, big guy. I'll show you a night to remember~

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