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[plumberssuck]

Muahahaha... looks like nobody cares enough to come rescue that woman. Well, I've been challenged by some girl, but that's hardly a decent rescue attempt when I'll be fighting her in the hotel.

Even Mario would be better than this! I'm growing impatient with this all, and I'm just about to take more serious action. Sure, keeping some broad locked

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[beastbaby]

I know a hostage situation when I see one. I would suggest you abandon this plan... sir.

[plumberssuck]

Abandon my plan for the likes of you? I think not.

No, I'd much rather see if anyone tries anything first. Bwahaha...

Even if that broad left in my Koopa Clown Car!

[ooc: strikes = gone]

[beastbaby]

What, there's no law enforcement here?
I guess that means I'll just have to step in myself.

... Now all I have to do is find where you are.

[plumberssuck]

Nobody even cares about laws! This place is filled with anarchy, but I'll change that soon enough.

[beastbaby]

Then it's a good thing I'm here, isn't it? Come, let me show you your place, bushy.

[plumberssuck]

Oh, you can try, but unless you find a way to outdo the power of the stars themselves, that's not gonna happen.

[beastbaby]

Never know until you try, right? C'mon, what can a star do?

[plumberssuck]

Grant wishes, obviously. The Star Rod's a special wand created just for that purpose, but I stole it from the Star Spirits, and you could say I've taken care of those fools.

[beastbaby]

Star Rod? Star Spirits? C'mon, this is serious. I don't think this is the time for kid's stories.

[plumberssuck]

Oh, I'm not kidding at all. In the world I come from, all of this is common knowledge. Heck, even idiots in the Mushroom Kingdom would know it.

[beastbaby]

You're on something, I just know it. World, huh? That would explain the turtle suit.
Sorry, but I'm having a bit of a time believing this claptrap story of yours.

[plumberssuck]

This isn't a suit, actually. I'm a Koopa, not some stupid human like that idiot Mario! If these icons aren't enough, well, heh...

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[there is an image of Bowser smirking, all of his teeth clearly visible]

I doubt some "suit" could be this authentic!

[beastbaby]

[beastbaby]

[beastbaby]

My, what large teeth you have Do you have a name to go with that face?

[plumberssuck]

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Obviously. I'm Bowser, King of the Koopas!