Muahahahahahaha~

[plumberssuck]

ATTENTION.Muahahaha... hello. Now, ever since my arrival, I've played the role of a generally respectable Koopa. True, I've bragged, and hinted at treachery, but until now, I didn't do a thing

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[volturi_child]

Kidnapping. How very childish.

[plumberssuck]

Childish, maybe, but it gets a point across, and besides, what better way to lure in some heroes than with a damsel in distress?

[l_aiguisage]

What did you call me?

[plumberssuck]

A damsel in distress~

[l_aiguisage]

We'll see about that.

[plumberssuck]

And what can you do, huh? It's not as if you have a weapon, and besides, I've said it a million times; I have the Star Rod.

[volturi_child]

Attack them directly or something akin to that. Using a random woman for bait is cowardly.

What manner of animal are you, by the way? You appear to be some sort of turtle-dinosaur hybrid.

[plumberssuck]

That'd be too easy, especially when I can grant any wish I want... no, I'd rather see those foolish heroes come to the rescue, triumphantly ready to save the woman, only to lose! Bwahahaha!

Hrmph. I'm a koopa, though I doubt you'd know of my kind unless you came from the Mushroom Kingdom.

[volturi_child]

And if they don't lose? If they save their woman, track you down and cleave you in two?

... Mushroom Kingdom. Right.

[plumberssuck]

Impossible! Since I've got the Star Rod, they wouldn't stand a chance!

[volturi_child]

You think yourself unbeatable? Ha. You, my dear mutated turtle, are quite naive.

[plumberssuck]

I could say the same about you, actually. You see, the power of the Star Spirits is what lets me use the Star Rod, and also the only thing that can neutralize it! As long as I have it with me, my plans are flawless!

And even if somebody were to equal the power of my Star Rod, I'm strong enough as it is.

[volturi_child]

Hn. You just keep telling yourself that. But I garantee you that one day, your arrogance will cause your death.

[plumberssuck]

Let's see...

I've fallen into lava more times than I can remember, been tossed at bombs, fallen off of castle tops, frozen, and still survived. I've been defeated before, but that changes now... besides, even if someone were to kill me here, I'd just come back in a day or so.

[volturi_child]

Looks like you're pretty weak and idiotic to me, to have let those things happen to you.

So? You still would have been defeated.

[plumberssuck]

Grah! For your information, it won't be happening again because as long as I have the Star Rod, I have the upper hand!