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So, the day after the SATs, Helen and I decided that we needed a mental health day and a walk. So we flew a kite.
At first, it couldn't fly very well...
Because it was made in China. Figures.
But I gave it band-aids from masking tape and everything worked out well.
Helen got realllly into it.
Then competition showed up.
They had really cook-looking kites, ours felt really insecure.
Helen wondered how they could fly when they were so heavy.
Turns out... it couldn't fly.
So we were happy that we beat them (the dad of the family who came over turned out to be the director of Family Fun Center).
Then we went over to Ari's house because we were hungry and he lived close. His sister is sooo cute.
Interestingly enough, Ari could cook and was making onion rings. We were very impressed.
We have the facts, and we are voting DELICIOUS.
They have the weirdest stuff at their house.
There was some fat left over from the onion rings...
So Ari didn't let it go to waste.
We went on a walk and Ari's sister started beating him with a stick.
Then we rode the horses, yay! Well, mine was a sheep.
Then we went into the nearby woods. I don't think Trossachs has rapists...
We found remains of... something.
That was apparently blocked off by police tape before. I guess Trossachs doesn't have rapists, but murderers are rampant?
Ari walked into net that was stretched between two stumps? What the hell, it wasn't even clear or hard to see.
We kept walking and found a REAL swamp.
And a water retention pond. I was told there would be duckies.
But there were none. We were very sad.
Then Ari's dad dropped a basketball into the lake. He had to drop a big stone into the water next to it so the waves would lead the ball to shore. I guess it actually can be useful in life to be a Boy Scouts leader.
Then we went back to the park and flew the kite again. Helen was a good Asian.
Then Ari took over and tried to attack us with the kite.
But that backfired as he hit himself in the face with it.
Then we went down the slide.
And Helen almost killed the flower.
The End.