Greetings.

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It has recently come to my attention that several, if not many of you, are unware of the fact that my presense will be joining you all in the near future. This will occurr on New Years Eve and last until the eighth of January.
Any questions, comments, and snide remarks may be directed towards me, if you wish.

Thank you,
sincerely,
Linda T. Kuhrau