Oh, just kill me with a brick and get it over and done...
So I haven't posted since September. Which is shit. This is becase I am in the 'I don't wish to communicate with other people, I just want to hibenate' stage of the year, more commonly known as 'Winter is coming bitches!'
I also have bronchitis, as any of you who haven't heard my rambling commentaries on twitter won't already know. Yeah, I'm thinking in double negatives, be aware!
If you want to know what I'm doing, check twitter, otherwise, here is a brief summary of me from the last week or so:
Am using my daylight lamp as my brain has recently noticed the lack of daylight we are having lately and has decided it wants to hibernate. 2:28 PM Sep 19th from Echofon
Problem: I have too much gin in my kitchen. Solution: I must drink it and then I will not have so much gin. 10:23 PM Sep 19th from Echofon
Problem: I have no lemonade to drink the gin with. Solution: I learn to drink gin and coke. 10:24 PM Sep 19th from Echofon
I should probably eat something that isn't crackers, shouldn't I? ...I have actual food, it's just that I'm kinda woozy and brain!fuzzy. 10:39 PM Sep 19th from Echofon
@niblick_iii My logic is impeccable. Sadly I am NOT allowed to drink all the gin in the house or I will poison my liver. I found more. 10:40 PM Sep 19th from Echofon in reply to niblick_iii
@niblick_iii I am not drinking ANY of the gin, at least not right now, 'cause then I have to follow the code of gin and weep on some stairs. 11:14 PM Sep 19th from Echofon in reply to niblick_iii
@niblick_iii It is a rule of gin. If you are female and consuming gin you will end up sitting on stairs and weeping about your dress. 11:28 PM Sep 19th from Echofon in reply to niblick_iii
DID I MENTION TODAY HOW AWESOME @niblick_iii IS?!?! Cause OMIGOD she's FUCKING AMAZING and I *hearthands* her so much! ilu Michelle. *cwtch* 3:59 AM Sep 24th from Echofon
Today has been long. Another Societies Fayre might kill me. Luckily I'm going home to see my fambly! A flying visit for 2days. Need sleep... 5:37 PM Sep 24th from web
Also I need fooood. I have not eaten today. I... am going to make a sandwich! And then I am going to nom it. Mmmmmmmmsammich! 5:39 PM Sep 24th from web
Holy crap! I'd forgotten just how many stars you can see when you're stranded in the middle of nowhere waiting for your ride... 11:04 PM Sep 24th from txt
Woo! I have been rescued. Fear not, lovely tweeples, i am now safe, and not standing outside a station in the arse end of nowhere. 11:18 PM Sep 24th from txt
...Why did I decide that evil hospital/body horror movie > zombie rat people movie? This is so weird. I need blood and death right now. 11:47 PM Sep 25th from Echofon
But body horror aside, I'm enjoying playing 'who's going to die?' I think the brunette chick and possibly the cute russian boy will survive. 11:54 PM Sep 25th from Echofon
...Or I could be wrong. I think Cute Russian boy might be next to get ganked instead. 11:55 PM Sep 25th from Echofon
Cute Russian Boy looks like Henry from Blood Ties, but skinnier. He is about to die horribly though, I think. 11:58 PM Sep 25th from Echofon
Aw, Cute Russian Boy got stabbed with a syringe, looks like he's about to be taken apart. Stoner Boy's locked in the morgue. 12:03 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
Live organ donation? Monty Python did this better. Stoner Boy's tripping and scared stiff. Cute Russian Boy can't take much more dissection. 12:06 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
...Well that was unexpected... Naked man with organs falling out of his chest. Surely that's not where you normally keep intestines? 12:08 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
Hah! Lumbar Puncture of FAIL. I laughed. Also, how did I know Creepy Doctor would drink the spinal fluid? *snerk* 12:14 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
Why is this godawful movie making me hungry for goodness sake? I'm not @weevilqueen and this isn't Countrycide... 12:17 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
Oh crap. That's not good. Trigger-y scene is very fucking trigger-y. Stoner Boy was hallucinating and cutting himself. *Meep* 12:20 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
Huh. Looks like Stoner Boy might make it. He's stopped hallucinating and started thinking. Brunette Chick will definitely live. 12:38 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
@weevilqueen Godawful film called Autopsy. So far I think everyone's dead barring Evil Nurse and Brunette Chick. 12:41 AM Sep 26th from Echofon in reply to weevilqueen
@weevilqueen Oh no, I'm wrong, Stoner Guy asploded himself, Creepy Doc and Henchman no.2 but Brunette Chick's bf is still alive. 12:42 AM Sep 26th from Echofon in reply to weevilqueen
@weevilqueen Mind you, his organs are all suspended from the ceiling on hooks... So he might not last long. 12:43 AM Sep 26th from Echofon in reply to weevilqueen
Aww, everyone's dead except Brunette Chick. How did I guess? Hah. Even though they tried to drill into her skull. Fail. 12:48 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
Oops. Creepy Doctor is not as asploded as we might have guessed... Hee! Brunette Chick's fighting back though. 12:49 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
Bah, stupid ending to stupid film. Should've gone with zombie rat people. *shrugs* Oh well, I'll know for next time. 12:52 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
@intothenightx Ah siblings. Can't live with them... Because if you do you want to kill them after five seconds. *hugs* 11:01 AM Sep 26th from Echofon in reply to intothenightx
Hah! Oh UK, never change. I've just seen a sign in a cafe with step-by-step illustrated instructions on how to wash your hands... Fail. 1:51 PM Sep 26th from txt
Zombie Pub Crawl was fucking awesome! LOVED IT! So glad I went. Thank you @cardiffscifisoc for an awesome night. RAWR!!! *love* 2:07 AM Sep 27th from Echofon
Ok, off to cleanse self of makeup. I may have gotten carried away. Others looked like people dressed as zombies. I look like I do eat flesh. 2:29 AM Sep 27th from Echofon
Not liking having the lurgie. Ick. Whole thing deeply unpleasant. Everyone best be hoping I get better asap. Coughing stuff up's disgusting. 9:37 PM Sep 27th from Echofon
@Ozalina Hope you get better my lovely. I need either a doctor or the common cold centre, I haven't decided yet. *anti-lurgie huggles* 12:22 AM Sep 28th from Echofon in reply to Ozalina
@weevilqueen Sweetie, we already know which doctor you want. I can't decide if I should be paid for being poorly or just languish instead. 12:31 AM Sep 28th from Echofon in reply to weevilqueen
@weevilqueen I'm ill too, what's wrong with you? Mine's flu. I'm coughing up yellow stuff. It's gross... Of Course you needed to know that. 12:44 AM Sep 28th from Echofon in reply to weevilqueen
Yesterday I couldn't decide, the Doctor or the Common Cold Centre. Given that I've just woken up coughing up blood, I'm thinking DOCTOR... 8:13 AM Sep 28th from Echofon
Doctor's appointment achieved! I've got to go along later. Urgh. I'd like to be paid for being ill, but not enough to forego the Doctor. 8:39 AM Sep 28th from Echofon
@weevilqueen Doctor says broncitis (sp?) and I've been prescribed amoxycillin and sleep. Wish I could scrub my throat out . I hate phlegm... 6:07 PM Sep 28th from Echofon in reply to weevilqueen
Minestrone is good soup, but it looks really weird. Mine has peas and noodles in it. I has a nom. :) 8:01 PM Sep 28th from txt
...Whatever else you think about supernatural, you can't deny it has an awesome soundtrack. 8:09 PM Sep 28th from txt
@weevilqueen Yes, but I have a gag reflex for phlegm. I do not like coughing and then feeling like I need to throw up. 9:58 PM Sep 28th from Echofon in reply to weevilqueen
Started to go shaky and sweat lots. Think I'd better eat something with sugar in it before I pass out. I hate being ill. 10:00 PM Sep 28th from Echofon
On the other hand I like complaining, so being ill gives me something to complain about. Thanks Tweeps for putting up with it. Love you guys 10:02 PM Sep 28th from Echofon
Being ill makes me want to write sappy domestic drabbles in my fandoms where someone is sick and gross and someone else looks after them. 12:45 AM Sep 29th from Echofon
Since my response to 'Be careful or your bronchitis will turn into pneumonia' was 'I'm wearing a scarf!' I doubt it would end well. *sigh* 12:47 AM Sep 29th from Echofon
Update from the state of plum: Am now coughing up more blood than phlegm, also have lost all balance. Lungs feel crackly. I hate bronchitis. 11:59 AM Sep 29th from Echofon
... Okay, what?!? My brain just went crosseyed. No, seriously, that's what it feels like. The fuck? Ow. 7:57 PM Sep 29th from Echofon
NB: Having cuts and bruises does NOT make people more attractive except in your brain because you are WRONGLY WIRED somewhere up there. 2:14 AM Sep 30th from Echofon
I ♥ Singularity, but the high-pitched whining of the Somnus computers is making my brain melt out of my ears... 1:21 PM Sep 30th from Echofon
Dammit, I'd forgotten how angry Singularity makes me. Stop making the TARDIS scream you bastards! She's in pain. Stop hurting her! D: 2:23 PM Sep 30th from Echofon
On the other hand Singularity has some brilliant examples of why snarky ginger alien schoolboys should be in everything! Turlough!squee. :D 2:27 PM Sep 30th from Echofon
The novelty of coughing up various bodily fluids is beginning to wear off. I want my lungs back now. 3:14 PM Sep 30th from Echofon
Damn you all for not being here to sing 'Soft Kitty' to me. *pout* I'll have to sing it to myself... Can someone call Jim Parsons for me? 3:50 PM Sep 30th from Echofon
Hmm. I think I need more sleeps. Or less ill. 9:47 PM Sep 30th from Echofon
@neilhimself My #comfortbooks are always books I read first when I was young. Magic and intrigue, pirates, smugglers and adventure... 12:11 AM Oct 3rd from Echofon
@neilhimself Don't have my own kids, but working with kids and having Godkids is the nextbestthing when it comes to passing on #comfortbooks 12:15 AM Oct 3rd from Echofon
I'd like to flail about Studio 60 being awesome, but I can't stop squeeing at Aaron Sorkin's writing for long enough to be coherant. 1:42 AM Oct 4th from Echofon
Urgh. Am now wheezing like a dying dog, or alternatively like Muttely laughing but slower and more painful... Reeeally hate bronchitis. about 2 hours ago from Echofon
Dear Brain, I would like to not be crazy now. Kthanxbai. P.S. Also please tell Body to get the fuck better, my lungs are annoying me. about 1 hour ago from Echofon
And that was longer than I'd expected... I can't be arsed to put it behind a cut, I've spent too long cocking about with html already, you'll just have to scroll past it I'm afraid.
And I'm off to have more crazy. Night all.
I also have bronchitis, as any of you who haven't heard my rambling commentaries on twitter won't already know. Yeah, I'm thinking in double negatives, be aware!
If you want to know what I'm doing, check twitter, otherwise, here is a brief summary of me from the last week or so:
Am using my daylight lamp as my brain has recently noticed the lack of daylight we are having lately and has decided it wants to hibernate. 2:28 PM Sep 19th from Echofon
Problem: I have too much gin in my kitchen. Solution: I must drink it and then I will not have so much gin. 10:23 PM Sep 19th from Echofon
Problem: I have no lemonade to drink the gin with. Solution: I learn to drink gin and coke. 10:24 PM Sep 19th from Echofon
I should probably eat something that isn't crackers, shouldn't I? ...I have actual food, it's just that I'm kinda woozy and brain!fuzzy. 10:39 PM Sep 19th from Echofon
@niblick_iii My logic is impeccable. Sadly I am NOT allowed to drink all the gin in the house or I will poison my liver. I found more. 10:40 PM Sep 19th from Echofon in reply to niblick_iii
@niblick_iii I am not drinking ANY of the gin, at least not right now, 'cause then I have to follow the code of gin and weep on some stairs. 11:14 PM Sep 19th from Echofon in reply to niblick_iii
@niblick_iii It is a rule of gin. If you are female and consuming gin you will end up sitting on stairs and weeping about your dress. 11:28 PM Sep 19th from Echofon in reply to niblick_iii
DID I MENTION TODAY HOW AWESOME @niblick_iii IS?!?! Cause OMIGOD she's FUCKING AMAZING and I *hearthands* her so much! ilu Michelle. *cwtch* 3:59 AM Sep 24th from Echofon
Today has been long. Another Societies Fayre might kill me. Luckily I'm going home to see my fambly! A flying visit for 2days. Need sleep... 5:37 PM Sep 24th from web
Also I need fooood. I have not eaten today. I... am going to make a sandwich! And then I am going to nom it. Mmmmmmmmsammich! 5:39 PM Sep 24th from web
Holy crap! I'd forgotten just how many stars you can see when you're stranded in the middle of nowhere waiting for your ride... 11:04 PM Sep 24th from txt
Woo! I have been rescued. Fear not, lovely tweeples, i am now safe, and not standing outside a station in the arse end of nowhere. 11:18 PM Sep 24th from txt
...Why did I decide that evil hospital/body horror movie > zombie rat people movie? This is so weird. I need blood and death right now. 11:47 PM Sep 25th from Echofon
But body horror aside, I'm enjoying playing 'who's going to die?' I think the brunette chick and possibly the cute russian boy will survive. 11:54 PM Sep 25th from Echofon
...Or I could be wrong. I think Cute Russian boy might be next to get ganked instead. 11:55 PM Sep 25th from Echofon
Cute Russian Boy looks like Henry from Blood Ties, but skinnier. He is about to die horribly though, I think. 11:58 PM Sep 25th from Echofon
Aw, Cute Russian Boy got stabbed with a syringe, looks like he's about to be taken apart. Stoner Boy's locked in the morgue. 12:03 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
Live organ donation? Monty Python did this better. Stoner Boy's tripping and scared stiff. Cute Russian Boy can't take much more dissection. 12:06 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
...Well that was unexpected... Naked man with organs falling out of his chest. Surely that's not where you normally keep intestines? 12:08 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
Hah! Lumbar Puncture of FAIL. I laughed. Also, how did I know Creepy Doctor would drink the spinal fluid? *snerk* 12:14 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
Why is this godawful movie making me hungry for goodness sake? I'm not @weevilqueen and this isn't Countrycide... 12:17 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
Oh crap. That's not good. Trigger-y scene is very fucking trigger-y. Stoner Boy was hallucinating and cutting himself. *Meep* 12:20 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
Huh. Looks like Stoner Boy might make it. He's stopped hallucinating and started thinking. Brunette Chick will definitely live. 12:38 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
@weevilqueen Godawful film called Autopsy. So far I think everyone's dead barring Evil Nurse and Brunette Chick. 12:41 AM Sep 26th from Echofon in reply to weevilqueen
@weevilqueen Oh no, I'm wrong, Stoner Guy asploded himself, Creepy Doc and Henchman no.2 but Brunette Chick's bf is still alive. 12:42 AM Sep 26th from Echofon in reply to weevilqueen
@weevilqueen Mind you, his organs are all suspended from the ceiling on hooks... So he might not last long. 12:43 AM Sep 26th from Echofon in reply to weevilqueen
Aww, everyone's dead except Brunette Chick. How did I guess? Hah. Even though they tried to drill into her skull. Fail. 12:48 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
Oops. Creepy Doctor is not as asploded as we might have guessed... Hee! Brunette Chick's fighting back though. 12:49 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
Bah, stupid ending to stupid film. Should've gone with zombie rat people. *shrugs* Oh well, I'll know for next time. 12:52 AM Sep 26th from Echofon
@intothenightx Ah siblings. Can't live with them... Because if you do you want to kill them after five seconds. *hugs* 11:01 AM Sep 26th from Echofon in reply to intothenightx
Hah! Oh UK, never change. I've just seen a sign in a cafe with step-by-step illustrated instructions on how to wash your hands... Fail. 1:51 PM Sep 26th from txt
Zombie Pub Crawl was fucking awesome! LOVED IT! So glad I went. Thank you @cardiffscifisoc for an awesome night. RAWR!!! *love* 2:07 AM Sep 27th from Echofon
Ok, off to cleanse self of makeup. I may have gotten carried away. Others looked like people dressed as zombies. I look like I do eat flesh. 2:29 AM Sep 27th from Echofon
Not liking having the lurgie. Ick. Whole thing deeply unpleasant. Everyone best be hoping I get better asap. Coughing stuff up's disgusting. 9:37 PM Sep 27th from Echofon
@Ozalina Hope you get better my lovely. I need either a doctor or the common cold centre, I haven't decided yet. *anti-lurgie huggles* 12:22 AM Sep 28th from Echofon in reply to Ozalina
@weevilqueen Sweetie, we already know which doctor you want. I can't decide if I should be paid for being poorly or just languish instead. 12:31 AM Sep 28th from Echofon in reply to weevilqueen
@weevilqueen I'm ill too, what's wrong with you? Mine's flu. I'm coughing up yellow stuff. It's gross... Of Course you needed to know that. 12:44 AM Sep 28th from Echofon in reply to weevilqueen
Yesterday I couldn't decide, the Doctor or the Common Cold Centre. Given that I've just woken up coughing up blood, I'm thinking DOCTOR... 8:13 AM Sep 28th from Echofon
Doctor's appointment achieved! I've got to go along later. Urgh. I'd like to be paid for being ill, but not enough to forego the Doctor. 8:39 AM Sep 28th from Echofon
@weevilqueen Doctor says broncitis (sp?) and I've been prescribed amoxycillin and sleep. Wish I could scrub my throat out . I hate phlegm... 6:07 PM Sep 28th from Echofon in reply to weevilqueen
Minestrone is good soup, but it looks really weird. Mine has peas and noodles in it. I has a nom. :) 8:01 PM Sep 28th from txt
...Whatever else you think about supernatural, you can't deny it has an awesome soundtrack. 8:09 PM Sep 28th from txt
@weevilqueen Yes, but I have a gag reflex for phlegm. I do not like coughing and then feeling like I need to throw up. 9:58 PM Sep 28th from Echofon in reply to weevilqueen
Started to go shaky and sweat lots. Think I'd better eat something with sugar in it before I pass out. I hate being ill. 10:00 PM Sep 28th from Echofon
On the other hand I like complaining, so being ill gives me something to complain about. Thanks Tweeps for putting up with it. Love you guys 10:02 PM Sep 28th from Echofon
Being ill makes me want to write sappy domestic drabbles in my fandoms where someone is sick and gross and someone else looks after them. 12:45 AM Sep 29th from Echofon
Since my response to 'Be careful or your bronchitis will turn into pneumonia' was 'I'm wearing a scarf!' I doubt it would end well. *sigh* 12:47 AM Sep 29th from Echofon
Update from the state of plum: Am now coughing up more blood than phlegm, also have lost all balance. Lungs feel crackly. I hate bronchitis. 11:59 AM Sep 29th from Echofon
... Okay, what?!? My brain just went crosseyed. No, seriously, that's what it feels like. The fuck? Ow. 7:57 PM Sep 29th from Echofon
NB: Having cuts and bruises does NOT make people more attractive except in your brain because you are WRONGLY WIRED somewhere up there. 2:14 AM Sep 30th from Echofon
I ♥ Singularity, but the high-pitched whining of the Somnus computers is making my brain melt out of my ears... 1:21 PM Sep 30th from Echofon
Dammit, I'd forgotten how angry Singularity makes me. Stop making the TARDIS scream you bastards! She's in pain. Stop hurting her! D: 2:23 PM Sep 30th from Echofon
On the other hand Singularity has some brilliant examples of why snarky ginger alien schoolboys should be in everything! Turlough!squee. :D 2:27 PM Sep 30th from Echofon
The novelty of coughing up various bodily fluids is beginning to wear off. I want my lungs back now. 3:14 PM Sep 30th from Echofon
Damn you all for not being here to sing 'Soft Kitty' to me. *pout* I'll have to sing it to myself... Can someone call Jim Parsons for me? 3:50 PM Sep 30th from Echofon
Hmm. I think I need more sleeps. Or less ill. 9:47 PM Sep 30th from Echofon
@neilhimself My #comfortbooks are always books I read first when I was young. Magic and intrigue, pirates, smugglers and adventure... 12:11 AM Oct 3rd from Echofon
@neilhimself Don't have my own kids, but working with kids and having Godkids is the nextbestthing when it comes to passing on #comfortbooks 12:15 AM Oct 3rd from Echofon
I'd like to flail about Studio 60 being awesome, but I can't stop squeeing at Aaron Sorkin's writing for long enough to be coherant. 1:42 AM Oct 4th from Echofon
Urgh. Am now wheezing like a dying dog, or alternatively like Muttely laughing but slower and more painful... Reeeally hate bronchitis. about 2 hours ago from Echofon
Dear Brain, I would like to not be crazy now. Kthanxbai. P.S. Also please tell Body to get the fuck better, my lungs are annoying me. about 1 hour ago from Echofon
And that was longer than I'd expected... I can't be arsed to put it behind a cut, I've spent too long cocking about with html already, you'll just have to scroll past it I'm afraid.
And I'm off to have more crazy. Night all.