*insert sounds of head bashing against wall here*

Mar 31, 2009 12:17

I am massively fucked off because I'm writing my CV and haven't the faintest fucking clue what to put in the 'Hobbies and Interests' section. I read. I blog. I do this while listening to music. Occasionally when I'm not paralysed by crippling anxiety attacks I go outside and drink tea in cafes. I have no other interests.

Help anyone? Seriously, anything I can tell them that seems plausible, but that they won't actually be able to call me on. I need to lie, I'm not that interesting.

...In other news I am a horrible person because through the power of the Internet (Oh how I love her sweet cabled embrace) I have discovered that my nemesis/mortal enemy/that bastard from school is having a particularly shitty time of it at the moment, and my first reaction to his plight was to laugh. I have Schadenfreude, but he has Karma. Next time you won't be such a bitch, fucker. Take note and do not strive to hurt others for no reason lest it come back to bite you in the ass.

Love to you and yours, but not to you CV. You suck.

plum x.

dilemma!, work, melodrama, me, i suck, question, depressive wanky bollocks, rant

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