Wrap what?
I don't know whose idea it was to show Arthur these "compaq disqz" as he tells me they're called that play music, but whoever it is needs to tell me this very instant, as he or she will surely be receiving a lecture!
I tell you ever since somebody possessed him with the idea that a compaq disq could play music he's gone and purchased four of the most irritating ones I am sure he could find it in him to locate. They're full of this Muggle "wrap" music. I don't understand why they call it wrap music, as Arthur seems to be wrapping nothing (although at this point it would certainly do him a lot of good to wrap his head in a soundproof boulder). I don't even understand how this is music! It's people talking! That's not music! I'm talking, and I'm not calling it music.
At any rate, it's really rather upsetting, and whenever I ask him to help do the cleaning he yells, "Can't touch this!" and leaves. I just don't know what to do with him anymore! This is not the Arthur I know! The Arthur I know listens to Lilith! The Arthur I know puts exclamation points after every sentence!
Although, to his credit, he is adding more exclamation points, the dear, but he keeps calling Ronald "dawg." What, exactly, is a "dawg" and what, exactly, has it got to do with Ron?
I'm sorry Ron, dear, if this is too much for you. I'll try to get him to stop calling you that as soon as possible, if I can even figure out what it's supposed to mean.
I tell you ever since somebody possessed him with the idea that a compaq disq could play music he's gone and purchased four of the most irritating ones I am sure he could find it in him to locate. They're full of this Muggle "wrap" music. I don't understand why they call it wrap music, as Arthur seems to be wrapping nothing (although at this point it would certainly do him a lot of good to wrap his head in a soundproof boulder). I don't even understand how this is music! It's people talking! That's not music! I'm talking, and I'm not calling it music.
At any rate, it's really rather upsetting, and whenever I ask him to help do the cleaning he yells, "Can't touch this!" and leaves. I just don't know what to do with him anymore! This is not the Arthur I know! The Arthur I know listens to Lilith! The Arthur I know puts exclamation points after every sentence!
Although, to his credit, he is adding more exclamation points, the dear, but he keeps calling Ronald "dawg." What, exactly, is a "dawg" and what, exactly, has it got to do with Ron?
I'm sorry Ron, dear, if this is too much for you. I'll try to get him to stop calling you that as soon as possible, if I can even figure out what it's supposed to mean.