is it because i'm only half straight?
ZACHARY QUINTO as Smudge:
p i c s p a m
Off Centre - "Diddler on the Roof"
"Dude, what you're afraid to hug the bisexual guy?"
"Hey, how come I only have a half a glass of water? Is it cause I'm only half straight?"
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"Its 'Smudge' dude. What you can't remember my name because I'm bisexual?"
"No its just your little ferret is-"
"He's a guinea pig. His name is Freedom... and he's bisexual."
"Animal killer!... That's for you Freedom."
"Animal killer? What the hell?!"
"Chau told us all about you. But think about this! Without animals all you'd have at zoos... is air. TRUTH!"
"You've killed freedom!!!!"
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"What an unfortunately timed steamroller."
"I'm really sorry about killing your guinea pig."
"Oh dude, don't sweat it, I hate animals. Hey are you really an investment banker cause I'd really love to pick your brain about getting into that."
"Yeah, sure just come by and-"
"Oh crap here come the cameras... THAT GUINEA PIG WAS MY WHOLE LIFE!!! TASTE MY BISEXUAL FURY!!!!!"