Had to join in this one it's too damn funny. Of course I went the Nascar route with a few others tossed in. Notice I mentioned no females....
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Kenny Chesney
2. Dale Jr.
3. Kevin Harvick
4. Martin Truex
5. Mikey Waltrip
6. Dierks Bentley
7. Steve Park
8. Jeff Gordon
9. Tony Stewart
10. Robby Gordon
11. Brian Vickers
12. Jamie Mac
1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Dierks and Brian...Uh no and not really
2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes not as hot as a few others on the list but he made it
3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Don't see that one happening...lol
4.) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I've read several
5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Jr and Dierks Hmmm....can't really see them tofether
6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Mikey/Robby I don't know it's a much more intriguing thought than Mikey Tony
7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
In one of my stories he'd join in
8.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Kevin/Robby...hahaha I already wrote this one....well writing it....Robby decides to have a little fun with a teammate before moving on. (Ok so the story is better)
9.) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
LOL Ok so sitting at the Kenny concert the other night and deciding the marriage to Renee was out of convience I starting pairing him with drivers (yes during the show) and Jeff was my first choice. May have to tackle this one sometime.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Steve/Jamie Moving On....
11.) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
OMG. Excuse me while I fall outta the chair laughing. <-- DITTO...Martin with Kenny in the first place doesn't work in my head. Although wait they could meet through Dale Jr and Martin falls for the older guy...hey this might work.
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Oh yeah I know a few that have written them.
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Oh I'm sure they do.
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Vickers? Probably I've never read any but I'm sure someone on the list does.
15.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
OM freaking Hell...God I hope so and I so want to read it.
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Robby a screamer..don't see it.
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Material Girl (Sorry had to)
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Kenny C/Dierks/Jamie Mac WARNING: Contains adult themes, slash, and multiple partners. <--SAME
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Jr/Robby Budweiser and Jim Beam is there really a need for a pickup line
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Actually not that long...reading one now (Jules' of course)
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink? Dierks...like to be tied up and dominated
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Vickers/Tony Yes but I think it would be drunk on Vickers part
23.) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Kevin/Steve.....Steve seems the more dominant of the two
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
So to summarize:
Kenny and Tony are madly in love until Tony runs off with Marty. (I can see it) Kenny, miserable, has one hot night with Vickers and a short uneventful affair with Jamie Mac. Listening to Mikey falls in love with Kevin.
Honestly it sounds like a crappy story and I don't think I'd want to read it let alone make anyone else.
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Steve/Jeff. Don't think I'd like the pairing.
OK so this may have been what I needed to get the muses rolling again. This was great.