Notice recieved in the mail yesterday
"Dear Death Chicken,
Congratulations, you have successfully passed the examination process for Poking-Dead-Things-With-A-Stick. Your rank is 1, poking score 92%."
Neck stretch, crows loudly as gate swings open. Chicken darts forward and heads to small shed to demonstrate crowing and scratching to other zombie handlers.
According to the back, this means only those who scored 92% are the same rank and there are no higher ranks. Initial hiring must be from those who ranked 1,2, or 3.
BOING!!
Congratulations, you have successfully passed the examination process for Poking-Dead-Things-With-A-Stick. Your rank is 1, poking score 92%."
Neck stretch, crows loudly as gate swings open. Chicken darts forward and heads to small shed to demonstrate crowing and scratching to other zombie handlers.
According to the back, this means only those who scored 92% are the same rank and there are no higher ranks. Initial hiring must be from those who ranked 1,2, or 3.
BOING!!