Haha
The urge to write Bella/Voldemort nasty-ass romance fic is unusually strong after the first chapter of DH. I mean, seriously. LOL.
Bella: My Lord! I was thinking this afternoon we could you know, plot to overtake the world or like, scrap-book or something.
Voldemort: . . . Okay well here's the thing. I am planning to spend the afternoon in this room here, alone. By myself.
Bella: *tears* But . . . but . . .
Voldemort: Um, go have sex with your husband or something; whatever it is you married people do. (Actual thought: OH MY GOD CRYING WOMAN AM PANICKING)
Bella: I NEVER LOVED HIM.
Voldemort: Look, a huge picture of me!
Bella: *spins* What?!
Voldemort: *Apparates to Bermuda, where he can get some peace for chrissakes*
Also, I saw OotP for the second time tonight. It was good even the second time through, except I noticed two things:
One: When, at the end, Volders is possessing Harry and Harry is seeing all those glimpses of him with like, the golden sand in the background or whatever, why is Voldemort doing the Buddy Christ pose in the one shot? I mean, seriously. I lol'd this time. Kind of spoiled the mood in the theater.
Two: The scene where Dumbledore tells Harry that he distanced himself because he cared too much reminded me strongly of this:
I am going to a horse show for a week. So understandably, I will not be around at all. :P Have fun with your DH drama while I'm gone lol.
Oh and Tara can you feed my animals? Pippin and Nano get hungry. XD Call me hahaha.
Bella: My Lord! I was thinking this afternoon we could you know, plot to overtake the world or like, scrap-book or something.
Voldemort: . . . Okay well here's the thing. I am planning to spend the afternoon in this room here, alone. By myself.
Bella: *tears* But . . . but . . .
Voldemort: Um, go have sex with your husband or something; whatever it is you married people do. (Actual thought: OH MY GOD CRYING WOMAN AM PANICKING)
Bella: I NEVER LOVED HIM.
Voldemort: Look, a huge picture of me!
Bella: *spins* What?!
Voldemort: *Apparates to Bermuda, where he can get some peace for chrissakes*
Also, I saw OotP for the second time tonight. It was good even the second time through, except I noticed two things:
One: When, at the end, Volders is possessing Harry and Harry is seeing all those glimpses of him with like, the golden sand in the background or whatever, why is Voldemort doing the Buddy Christ pose in the one shot? I mean, seriously. I lol'd this time. Kind of spoiled the mood in the theater.
Two: The scene where Dumbledore tells Harry that he distanced himself because he cared too much reminded me strongly of this:
Click to viewI am going to a horse show for a week. So understandably, I will not be around at all. :P Have fun with your DH drama while I'm gone lol.
Oh and Tara can you feed my animals? Pippin and Nano get hungry. XD Call me hahaha.