HOLY CRAPOLA.
So I just got back from the beach. It was fun except for the sunburn I got along my lower back that makes it impossible to wear anything other than bikinis and pajama pants lol. But whatever. That isn't important right now. There are two things that are important now and they are as thus:
1) Making Money's release date in the US got moved up to September 1st! :DDDD So now I only have to slog through August to get my hands on some Hot von Lipwig action. And maybe some snarky Vetinari quotes but probably not. I have accepted that his role in life is to go "blah blah blah myterious hint blah blah paperwork blah Ankh-Morpork blah blah mysterious hint blah do not let me detain you." Of course this could always happen too:
*is end of book*
Moist: *busts in office* I have figured out your evil plan!
Vetinari: *wearing surfer shorts and o'neill t-shirt w/ flip-flops* O rly?
Moist: You want me to take your job, don't you?!
Vetinari: Mmmmmm yup.
Moist: And I'm going to aren't I?
Vetinari: Yup.
Moist: Dammit.
Vetinari: Have a hat.
Me: XD
2) DEATHLY HALLOWS IS GOING TO BE WAY TOO STINKING LONG FOR ME. 784 pages?! Holy shit I don't even care that much about Harry or any of them. They're fictional for goodness sake, and teenagers and full of angst and bad writing. How good can it be? NOT VERY, THAT'S WHAT I SAY. Not cool, JK, not cool. -.-
Voldemort: Holy shit this book has gone on for 300 pages and I have yet to make a cameo.
Lupin: I know right?
Harry: So . . . exhausted . . . Too much . . . weeping . . .
Voldemort: Fuck this shit I'm going to get wasted.
Lupin: I'll get the van.
Me: XD they drive a van lol.
1) Making Money's release date in the US got moved up to September 1st! :DDDD So now I only have to slog through August to get my hands on some Hot von Lipwig action. And maybe some snarky Vetinari quotes but probably not. I have accepted that his role in life is to go "blah blah blah myterious hint blah blah paperwork blah Ankh-Morpork blah blah mysterious hint blah do not let me detain you." Of course this could always happen too:
*is end of book*
Moist: *busts in office* I have figured out your evil plan!
Vetinari: *wearing surfer shorts and o'neill t-shirt w/ flip-flops* O rly?
Moist: You want me to take your job, don't you?!
Vetinari: Mmmmmm yup.
Moist: And I'm going to aren't I?
Vetinari: Yup.
Moist: Dammit.
Vetinari: Have a hat.
Me: XD
2) DEATHLY HALLOWS IS GOING TO BE WAY TOO STINKING LONG FOR ME. 784 pages?! Holy shit I don't even care that much about Harry or any of them. They're fictional for goodness sake, and teenagers and full of angst and bad writing. How good can it be? NOT VERY, THAT'S WHAT I SAY. Not cool, JK, not cool. -.-
Voldemort: Holy shit this book has gone on for 300 pages and I have yet to make a cameo.
Lupin: I know right?
Harry: So . . . exhausted . . . Too much . . . weeping . . .
Voldemort: Fuck this shit I'm going to get wasted.
Lupin: I'll get the van.
Me: XD they drive a van lol.