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hallmarksong in plottiness

oh my oh dear oh my

Jan 12, 2010 21:37

Oh my, this absolutely won't do. Just look at this horrible mess! This box is absolutely positively coated in dust and... and, well, I'm not sure what this black rock... is, but it certainly doesn't belong in the oven. Oh! Oh, but it makes a rather nice paperweight. All... all five of them. Well, at least they have friends ( Read more... )

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[1/2] kol_shevik January 13 2010, 05:44:03 UTC

[RISES FROM THE FLOOR IN A HELLISH LIGHTS DISPLAY.]

[2/2] kol_shevik January 13 2010, 05:44:36 UTC

...What has happened to Russia's bathroom?

hallmarksong January 13 2010, 05:45:59 UTC

Oh.

Oh, well, this is the... biggest bird I've ever seen. But I really liked your sparkling! It was very... sparkly!

kol_shevik January 13 2010, 05:47:12 UTC

Russia is big-boned.

...Why is comrade in Russia's bathroom?

hallmarksong January 13 2010, 05:48:50 UTC

Oh, that must make it very inconvenient to fly.

Is this your bathroom? Oh, how wonderful! I'm sorry for intruding, but I thought I could just clean up a bit. How wonderful to have an oven in your bathroom! It saves so much time!

kol_shevik January 13 2010, 05:52:10 UTC

Aeroplane is fine with Russia in it, is not that big.

Ah-- is not looking like Russia's bathroom, but have come through door to bathroom, so must be Russia's bathroom. Perhaps boss is doing remodeling.

...Oven is good idea.

hallmarksong January 13 2010, 05:54:06 UTC

Oh, of course you're not that big! You're very... sturdy!

It's a very nice bathroom. With all its... corners, and... yes! I'm sorry, am I bothering you? Did you need to... well... use the bathroom?

kol_shevik January 13 2010, 05:59:34 UTC

Oh, нет, нет. Was only looking for a little lost comrade who is sometimes finding self stuck in cabinets by accident.

hallmarksong January 13 2010, 06:01:36 UTC

That's absolutely terrible! Was he cursed by a witch?

[1/2] kol_shevik January 13 2010, 06:02:32 UTC

Is cursed by laziness, comrade.

kol_shevik January 13 2010, 06:03:05 UTC

But should not worry! Russia will find little comrade and teach him to work hard so is no longer stuck in cabinet!

hallmarksong January 13 2010, 06:05:09 UTC

Oh, how terrible. I'm sure he and the witch only had a misunderstanding, and they can always talk things out.

But I'll be more than happy to teach him my little working song!

kol_shevik January 13 2010, 06:06:38 UTC

Да, will have good long talk! Will be fun.

...Song?

hallmarksong January 13 2010, 06:07:59 UTC

It's my happy working song! Whenever you have a lot of work that you don't want to do, you shouldn't put it off and pretend make-believe somewhere else!

Let's sing it together!

kol_shevik January 13 2010, 06:08:54 UTC

...Ah.

Russia is not nearly drunk enough for singing yet, little comrade.

hallmarksong January 13 2010, 06:10:20 UTC

Come, my little friends, as we all sing a happy little working song~ ♪

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