[KH] Jilted (1/1)
Title: Jilted (1/1)
Author: Sailor Seraphim
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: RikuSora, implied LeonSora, TidusSelphie, WakkaLulu
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or any of its related characters. I do, however, own the situations which occur in this fic.
Warnings: Sex. Implied sex. Talking about sex. Boysex even. And het sex. They're teenage boys, what did you expect?
Notes: Written for moffit. I'm fucking with FFX in this one. Sorry. I know that in FFX, Chappu is Wakka's younger brother, but let's say that in the KH world, Chappu is older. XP Artistic license!
Summary: Four teenage boys and one bottle of rum lead to some very interesting revelations.
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The Play Island didn't see as many visitors as it used to, children having grown up and left its sandy shores for the more "grown up" beaches to hang out on, or the rigors of school and part time jobs. Still, this Friday evening found four teenage boys lounging on the familiar sand, poking fun at each other and passing around a carefully procured bottle of Destiny Islands' best rum. This was their "guy time" and so Selphie and Kairi knew not to intrude upon the combined male force of Sora, Riku, Tidus and Wakka; especially not since the first and last time, where the two girls had been horrified to witness a challenge involving who could belch out the alphabet. The alcohol was a new addition, but much needed. After all, Wakka had to be drunk out of his mind before the other three boys could get anything out of him about his moody behavior in the past week. So Riku had come up with the plan, Tidus had somehow managed to convince Selphie to wear her skimpiest bikini, and Sora had been the one to actually snitch the bottle of rum from Chappu's liquor cabinet while the bikini-clad Selphie had quite effectively distracted Wakka's older brother.
Wakka had been properly abducted from Blitzball practice, and it wasn't long before the bottle had been opened and each of the boys was taking their first sips. The rum burned going down, causing much sputtering and laughing, but a third of the way through the bottle, Wakka had finally blurted out his huge crush on Lulu, some girl from another of the islands that Wakka often saw during away games. Tidus had whistled at that, and cheerfully agreed that Wakka didn't have a chance with such a girl, which made Wakka snap and had both boys rolling over the sand and throwing drunken punches at each other.
Clever intervention by Riku and the bottle of rum had broken up the fight. Sora had been absolutely useless, sprawled on the sand and laughing. But now, halfway through the bottle, all of their moods were light again, bruises were forgotten, and the boys were avidly discussing what all teenaged boys loved to avidly discuss.
Sex.
The alcohol also helped smooth over the fact that, despite his sweet face and clueless demeanor, Sora was the most sexually experienced of the four of them.
"Come ooooooooon, Sora!" Tidus exclaimed, grabbing the bottle of rum from Sora's hand before he could take another sip and ignoring the squawk of protest that followed. "You don't get any more until you tell us something good."
Wakka wrinkled his nose a bit, stirring up the small fire they'd made for warmth when the sun had begun to set (and before they had all gotten hammered). "I think we know plenty, ya? Riku told us about that time in the locker room."
Riku just smirked smugly, snitching the bottle from Tidus and taking a healthy swig. Only the slightest flush across his cheeks belied Riku's inebriation; unlike Tidus, Riku didn't slur his words, and he was perfectly capable of walking a straight line (something Wakka was now unable to do). Sora had long ago slumped over in the sand with his head pillowed against Riku's leg; since he was the shortest and slightest of the four, it was no wonder that the alcohol hit him harder.
"Doesn't count!" Tidus returned, tossing a badly aimed handful of sand at Wakka. "You told us about stalking Lulu--"
"I wasn't stalking her, ya! I was making sure she was safe!"
The blond waved his hand dismissively and went on. "Riiiiiku told us about that locker room thing. Ew. I'm never showering in there again. And I told you guys about Selphie and how I got her into that bikini." Tidus' gaze wavered, and he smiled foolishly to himself for a bit before shaking his head to clear his thoughts. "Anyway, Sora is the only one who hasn't said anything."
Riku looked down speculatively, tugging on one of Sora's bangs. "I don't think he can say anything. He just giggles and says stupid stuff." Riku tugged harder and Sora swatted at his hand, giggling.
"I'm... I'm fine!" Sora declared, then laughed as he reached up. "Gimme that bottle, Riiiiiikuuuu!"
With a snort, Riku held the bottle up and away from Sora's grasping hands. "See? Giggles and stupid stuff. I bet Sora couldn't even sit up now even if he tried."
"I bet I could!"
"Not."
"I'll show you!"
"Oh yeah?"
Wakka snatched the bottle this time. "Stop flirting, you two, ya? Everyone knows you two fight so you can sneak away to make out."
Both Riku and Sora sputtered denials at that, while Wakka and Tidus laughed at their expense. Finally, Tidus crawled over the sand, tugging on Sora's ankle to get the brunet's attention. "Sora, you get more rum if you answer one question!"
Sora kicked at Tidus weakly. "Okay! I'll answer anything! Gimme the bottle."
Nodding to himself, Tidus grabbed the rum from Wakka and held it up tauntingly. "Who's the best fuck you've ever had?"
Riku snorted in derision while Wakka groaned.
"What a stupid question, Tidus! Of course Sora is gonna say Riku, ya--"
"Leon."
Three jaws dropped and Sora crowed in delight as he managed to sit himself up enough to get hold of the bottle and take a healthy gulp. Then Sora blinked, looking at the other three boys in confusion.
"Is there something on my face?"
"Leon?" Riku growled, his eyes narrowing.
"Leon? That guy you told us about with the gun and sword thing, ya?" Wakka added, a bit of surprise in his voice.
"Leon? But... man, isn't he old?" Tidus chipped in.
Sora just bobbed his head and giggled again. "Yeah, Leon. Hmmm. He's... He's awesome. He's kinda scary when you first meet him but he's kinda all tense and pent-up and when he lets loose... wow! You just have to grab your ankles and hold on."
"Too much info, ya. I don't need to know more, Sora."
Wakka now looked a little creeped out, but Tidus looked interested, and Sora was completely unaware of the glare Riku had aimed at him. Sora took another drink and babbled on.
"I mean, there was... there was this one time. Right? WOW. I had to use Cure before I could get out of bed, and I still had a limp. Yuffie made fun of me all day. And Cid said if I was any louder, all the heartless would be scared away and-- HEY!" Sora scrambled, flailing for the rum once more as Riku snatched the bottle away.
"... Leon."
"Uhm. Yeah? Why are you making that face, Riku? Gimme the rum back."
"Leon. He's your best fuck ever."
Tidus smothered a snort. "You sound jealous, Riku!"
Riku just shot a glare at Tidus that was chilling enough to make Tidus go wide-eyed in surprise and fear. Wakka carefully snagged Tidus' arm and dragged him out of the line of fire. Sora just reached more, half draped over Riku's lap and his fingertips skimming the glass of the bottle.
"It's not like that, Riku. Leon is just... well. He's Leon. He's gets all forceful and demanding and. And wow. Not like you."
"Are you saying that I'm a lousy lay?" Riku demanded.
"What?! No! Leon's just... well, when Leon comes at you, you can't help but just go along with it." Sora slumped a little, giving up on trying to get the rum out of Riku's hands. "And anyway, Leon tops."
"So Leon is the best fuck ever because he tops," Riku said in a flat tone.
"Yes. No. Wha-- Riku, what are you doing?!"
In a smooth motion, Riku had dropped the bottle of rum into the sand and stood up, hefting Sora's wiggling body over his shoulder. Only slightly unsteady, Riku turned towards Tidus and Wakka, fixing them both with a strangely confident expression.
"Excuse us. I need to teach Sora a lesson. Sorry if he's loud."
Then Riku turned and marched straight towards one of the many huts that had been built on the play island. Sora kicked and screeched the whole way.
"Riku! Riku, stop it! You're not a lousy lay even if you bottom most of the time you don't have to prove anything to me Leon is just-- ACK!"
The wooden door slammed shut behind them. It didn't do much to muffle the sounds though.
"Grab your ankles and hold on, Sora."
"RIKU! Don't you dare-- AAH!"
Still on the beach, Wakka finally pulled his eyes away from the shaking walls of the hut. Looking down, he plucked up the bottle of rum from the sand, holding it up to the firelight to judge its contents.
"Still plenty, ya?" Wakka asked Tidus, then took a long pull from the bottle. "Think it's enough to keep us from rememberin' this tomorrow?"
Tidus grinned as he took his own share, not even wincing from the burn anymore. "It better be. Or else we've got lots of blackmail. Good for the both of us at any rate."
And so another semi-peaceful day passed on the Destiny Islands.
-- Owari --
Author: Sailor Seraphim
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: RikuSora, implied LeonSora, TidusSelphie, WakkaLulu
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or any of its related characters. I do, however, own the situations which occur in this fic.
Warnings: Sex. Implied sex. Talking about sex. Boysex even. And het sex. They're teenage boys, what did you expect?
Notes: Written for moffit. I'm fucking with FFX in this one. Sorry. I know that in FFX, Chappu is Wakka's younger brother, but let's say that in the KH world, Chappu is older. XP Artistic license!
Summary: Four teenage boys and one bottle of rum lead to some very interesting revelations.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
The Play Island didn't see as many visitors as it used to, children having grown up and left its sandy shores for the more "grown up" beaches to hang out on, or the rigors of school and part time jobs. Still, this Friday evening found four teenage boys lounging on the familiar sand, poking fun at each other and passing around a carefully procured bottle of Destiny Islands' best rum. This was their "guy time" and so Selphie and Kairi knew not to intrude upon the combined male force of Sora, Riku, Tidus and Wakka; especially not since the first and last time, where the two girls had been horrified to witness a challenge involving who could belch out the alphabet. The alcohol was a new addition, but much needed. After all, Wakka had to be drunk out of his mind before the other three boys could get anything out of him about his moody behavior in the past week. So Riku had come up with the plan, Tidus had somehow managed to convince Selphie to wear her skimpiest bikini, and Sora had been the one to actually snitch the bottle of rum from Chappu's liquor cabinet while the bikini-clad Selphie had quite effectively distracted Wakka's older brother.
Wakka had been properly abducted from Blitzball practice, and it wasn't long before the bottle had been opened and each of the boys was taking their first sips. The rum burned going down, causing much sputtering and laughing, but a third of the way through the bottle, Wakka had finally blurted out his huge crush on Lulu, some girl from another of the islands that Wakka often saw during away games. Tidus had whistled at that, and cheerfully agreed that Wakka didn't have a chance with such a girl, which made Wakka snap and had both boys rolling over the sand and throwing drunken punches at each other.
Clever intervention by Riku and the bottle of rum had broken up the fight. Sora had been absolutely useless, sprawled on the sand and laughing. But now, halfway through the bottle, all of their moods were light again, bruises were forgotten, and the boys were avidly discussing what all teenaged boys loved to avidly discuss.
Sex.
The alcohol also helped smooth over the fact that, despite his sweet face and clueless demeanor, Sora was the most sexually experienced of the four of them.
"Come ooooooooon, Sora!" Tidus exclaimed, grabbing the bottle of rum from Sora's hand before he could take another sip and ignoring the squawk of protest that followed. "You don't get any more until you tell us something good."
Wakka wrinkled his nose a bit, stirring up the small fire they'd made for warmth when the sun had begun to set (and before they had all gotten hammered). "I think we know plenty, ya? Riku told us about that time in the locker room."
Riku just smirked smugly, snitching the bottle from Tidus and taking a healthy swig. Only the slightest flush across his cheeks belied Riku's inebriation; unlike Tidus, Riku didn't slur his words, and he was perfectly capable of walking a straight line (something Wakka was now unable to do). Sora had long ago slumped over in the sand with his head pillowed against Riku's leg; since he was the shortest and slightest of the four, it was no wonder that the alcohol hit him harder.
"Doesn't count!" Tidus returned, tossing a badly aimed handful of sand at Wakka. "You told us about stalking Lulu--"
"I wasn't stalking her, ya! I was making sure she was safe!"
The blond waved his hand dismissively and went on. "Riiiiiku told us about that locker room thing. Ew. I'm never showering in there again. And I told you guys about Selphie and how I got her into that bikini." Tidus' gaze wavered, and he smiled foolishly to himself for a bit before shaking his head to clear his thoughts. "Anyway, Sora is the only one who hasn't said anything."
Riku looked down speculatively, tugging on one of Sora's bangs. "I don't think he can say anything. He just giggles and says stupid stuff." Riku tugged harder and Sora swatted at his hand, giggling.
"I'm... I'm fine!" Sora declared, then laughed as he reached up. "Gimme that bottle, Riiiiiikuuuu!"
With a snort, Riku held the bottle up and away from Sora's grasping hands. "See? Giggles and stupid stuff. I bet Sora couldn't even sit up now even if he tried."
"I bet I could!"
"Not."
"I'll show you!"
"Oh yeah?"
Wakka snatched the bottle this time. "Stop flirting, you two, ya? Everyone knows you two fight so you can sneak away to make out."
Both Riku and Sora sputtered denials at that, while Wakka and Tidus laughed at their expense. Finally, Tidus crawled over the sand, tugging on Sora's ankle to get the brunet's attention. "Sora, you get more rum if you answer one question!"
Sora kicked at Tidus weakly. "Okay! I'll answer anything! Gimme the bottle."
Nodding to himself, Tidus grabbed the rum from Wakka and held it up tauntingly. "Who's the best fuck you've ever had?"
Riku snorted in derision while Wakka groaned.
"What a stupid question, Tidus! Of course Sora is gonna say Riku, ya--"
"Leon."
Three jaws dropped and Sora crowed in delight as he managed to sit himself up enough to get hold of the bottle and take a healthy gulp. Then Sora blinked, looking at the other three boys in confusion.
"Is there something on my face?"
"Leon?" Riku growled, his eyes narrowing.
"Leon? That guy you told us about with the gun and sword thing, ya?" Wakka added, a bit of surprise in his voice.
"Leon? But... man, isn't he old?" Tidus chipped in.
Sora just bobbed his head and giggled again. "Yeah, Leon. Hmmm. He's... He's awesome. He's kinda scary when you first meet him but he's kinda all tense and pent-up and when he lets loose... wow! You just have to grab your ankles and hold on."
"Too much info, ya. I don't need to know more, Sora."
Wakka now looked a little creeped out, but Tidus looked interested, and Sora was completely unaware of the glare Riku had aimed at him. Sora took another drink and babbled on.
"I mean, there was... there was this one time. Right? WOW. I had to use Cure before I could get out of bed, and I still had a limp. Yuffie made fun of me all day. And Cid said if I was any louder, all the heartless would be scared away and-- HEY!" Sora scrambled, flailing for the rum once more as Riku snatched the bottle away.
"... Leon."
"Uhm. Yeah? Why are you making that face, Riku? Gimme the rum back."
"Leon. He's your best fuck ever."
Tidus smothered a snort. "You sound jealous, Riku!"
Riku just shot a glare at Tidus that was chilling enough to make Tidus go wide-eyed in surprise and fear. Wakka carefully snagged Tidus' arm and dragged him out of the line of fire. Sora just reached more, half draped over Riku's lap and his fingertips skimming the glass of the bottle.
"It's not like that, Riku. Leon is just... well. He's Leon. He's gets all forceful and demanding and. And wow. Not like you."
"Are you saying that I'm a lousy lay?" Riku demanded.
"What?! No! Leon's just... well, when Leon comes at you, you can't help but just go along with it." Sora slumped a little, giving up on trying to get the rum out of Riku's hands. "And anyway, Leon tops."
"So Leon is the best fuck ever because he tops," Riku said in a flat tone.
"Yes. No. Wha-- Riku, what are you doing?!"
In a smooth motion, Riku had dropped the bottle of rum into the sand and stood up, hefting Sora's wiggling body over his shoulder. Only slightly unsteady, Riku turned towards Tidus and Wakka, fixing them both with a strangely confident expression.
"Excuse us. I need to teach Sora a lesson. Sorry if he's loud."
Then Riku turned and marched straight towards one of the many huts that had been built on the play island. Sora kicked and screeched the whole way.
"Riku! Riku, stop it! You're not a lousy lay even if you bottom most of the time you don't have to prove anything to me Leon is just-- ACK!"
The wooden door slammed shut behind them. It didn't do much to muffle the sounds though.
"Grab your ankles and hold on, Sora."
"RIKU! Don't you dare-- AAH!"
Still on the beach, Wakka finally pulled his eyes away from the shaking walls of the hut. Looking down, he plucked up the bottle of rum from the sand, holding it up to the firelight to judge its contents.
"Still plenty, ya?" Wakka asked Tidus, then took a long pull from the bottle. "Think it's enough to keep us from rememberin' this tomorrow?"
Tidus grinned as he took his own share, not even wincing from the burn anymore. "It better be. Or else we've got lots of blackmail. Good for the both of us at any rate."
And so another semi-peaceful day passed on the Destiny Islands.
-- Owari --