With our Powers Combined~! FFVII Fanfic
Title: Captain Planet v. WRO
CAT: FFVII
Warnings: Crack, Language, Vincent Emotional Abuse, Idiot Reeve
Link: http://piratesboard.net/fiction/viewstory.php?sid=24&chapter=22
Summary: The WRO is saving the world. One child at a time. What does "Heart" do anyways...
Notes: This was inspired by a conversation Cherri and I had over snacks last night. But I also had to write it while on the phone with Mikari. Because Shinra is the ONLY way to go.
Captain Planet v. WRO
Reeve Tuesti is a fool. He is stupidly trying to save the planet. When he comes into the office on Thursday afternoon everyone knows to avoid him. Unfortunately they are required to show up in his office because he is the boss. Shalua and Yuffie take the only seats in to room other than Reeve’s horribly large office chair. Vincent sticks to the window with Cid, while Cait Sith makes himself comfortable on a stack of important papers.
Reeve starts into a speech but no one is really listening. Not until he mentions each person holds a special element and job within the WRO.
“Shalua, you are water - calm, cool, composed.” Reeve smiles softly. “Yuffie you are wind - invincible, and impossible to catch. Cid you are fire, short tempered and destructive. I am earth. The grounding of this operation and Cait you are heart. Lovable and kind.”
All eyes fall on Vincent who looks simply terrified, but not because he has not been included.
“And with our powers combined, Vincent, you ar-“
The Cerberus barrels coolly rest against his supervisor’s brow.
His voice breaks and growls from demonic emotion, “If you finish that, you will be sent to the river banks!” It can be argued that this is Chaos rather than Vincent. But crimson eyes stare venomously at him regardless of who has actually spoken the words.
Reeve’s mouth opens to speak and quickly closes as he hears the tell tale click of a gun about to be fired. When Vincent thinks that Reeve will not finish the statement he contains his anger and turns back to the window. He looks at Cid who is trying to hold in his laughter.
Instead Vincent occupies the darkest corner furthest away from Reeve.
“As you were saying, Mr. Director?” Yuffie chuckles in attempts to get out of the office.
Reeve thinks for a moment. His mouth opens and closes several times and Cid can no longer hold in his laughter.
It barrels through the room like thunder as he laughs and tries to take several deep breaths. As he tries to coherently say “Reeve looks like a damn fish and Vincent is captain fucking planet!”
Tears stream down the old pilot’s cheeks and it is more and more apparent that he would not win any awards for being tactful. He would also not win any awards for being detail oriented.
He doesn’t notice the look of sheer terror on Reeve’s face or the shocked expression on Yuffie’s. He misses the marginal grin on Shalua’s lips and even though he can feel the anger from Vincent he can’t help but continue to laugh.
Cid’s cheeks become even pinker as he chokes out incoherent words. And he stops suddenly composing himself. He looks at Vincent.
“Sorry.” He forces a swallow down as he straightens his t-shirt. When Vincent looks away irritably Cid forces another chuckle down his throat.
The meeting progresses normally for the next hour as Reeve shows charts and graphs about the work they have been doing.
“I am proud of all the hard work everyone has been putting forth. With our efforts we are certainly making a difference,” but the smile that should follow his words to reaffirm his pride shrinks out of existence as though it was never a thought.
And because Cid has no tact, Yuffie and Shalua are really no surprised.
Vincent is more surpised than he should be.
And Cid grins like he’s said something profound.
But now the song is stuck in Shalua’s head. Yuffie’s trying not to sing along. Unfortunately Cait is programmed to learn new phrases as soon as he hears them. Much to Vincent’s dismay, he repeats them too.
“Captain Planet, he's our hero”
But Cid didn’t stop there.
“Gonna take pollution down to zero
He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on the planet's side”
Cid’s beside himself with giggles because he hasn’t realized that would make him a “planeteer” and he’s more amused by the look of dread and terror that mixes with anger on Vincent’s face to realize that dark aura steadily starting to take over the room.
It might be considered counter productive to his work, but Vincent seriously contemplated killing them all. Instead he simply left the room to brood.
“Way to go Cid!” Shalua and Yuffie scold, “We actually had him in a meeting.” They’re irritated but Cid knows they’re trying to laugh too.
“Don’t blame me!” Cid argues with a shrug, “Blame Mr. Earth over there. You know that makes the Shinra Brat Mother Gaia right?”
CAT: FFVII
Warnings: Crack, Language, Vincent Emotional Abuse, Idiot Reeve
Link: http://piratesboard.net/fiction/viewstory.php?sid=24&chapter=22
Summary: The WRO is saving the world. One child at a time. What does "Heart" do anyways...
Notes: This was inspired by a conversation Cherri and I had over snacks last night. But I also had to write it while on the phone with Mikari. Because Shinra is the ONLY way to go.
Captain Planet v. WRO
Reeve Tuesti is a fool. He is stupidly trying to save the planet. When he comes into the office on Thursday afternoon everyone knows to avoid him. Unfortunately they are required to show up in his office because he is the boss. Shalua and Yuffie take the only seats in to room other than Reeve’s horribly large office chair. Vincent sticks to the window with Cid, while Cait Sith makes himself comfortable on a stack of important papers.
Reeve starts into a speech but no one is really listening. Not until he mentions each person holds a special element and job within the WRO.
“Shalua, you are water - calm, cool, composed.” Reeve smiles softly. “Yuffie you are wind - invincible, and impossible to catch. Cid you are fire, short tempered and destructive. I am earth. The grounding of this operation and Cait you are heart. Lovable and kind.”
All eyes fall on Vincent who looks simply terrified, but not because he has not been included.
“And with our powers combined, Vincent, you ar-“
The Cerberus barrels coolly rest against his supervisor’s brow.
His voice breaks and growls from demonic emotion, “If you finish that, you will be sent to the river banks!” It can be argued that this is Chaos rather than Vincent. But crimson eyes stare venomously at him regardless of who has actually spoken the words.
Reeve’s mouth opens to speak and quickly closes as he hears the tell tale click of a gun about to be fired. When Vincent thinks that Reeve will not finish the statement he contains his anger and turns back to the window. He looks at Cid who is trying to hold in his laughter.
Instead Vincent occupies the darkest corner furthest away from Reeve.
“As you were saying, Mr. Director?” Yuffie chuckles in attempts to get out of the office.
Reeve thinks for a moment. His mouth opens and closes several times and Cid can no longer hold in his laughter.
It barrels through the room like thunder as he laughs and tries to take several deep breaths. As he tries to coherently say “Reeve looks like a damn fish and Vincent is captain fucking planet!”
Tears stream down the old pilot’s cheeks and it is more and more apparent that he would not win any awards for being tactful. He would also not win any awards for being detail oriented.
He doesn’t notice the look of sheer terror on Reeve’s face or the shocked expression on Yuffie’s. He misses the marginal grin on Shalua’s lips and even though he can feel the anger from Vincent he can’t help but continue to laugh.
Cid’s cheeks become even pinker as he chokes out incoherent words. And he stops suddenly composing himself. He looks at Vincent.
“Sorry.” He forces a swallow down as he straightens his t-shirt. When Vincent looks away irritably Cid forces another chuckle down his throat.
The meeting progresses normally for the next hour as Reeve shows charts and graphs about the work they have been doing.
“I am proud of all the hard work everyone has been putting forth. With our efforts we are certainly making a difference,” but the smile that should follow his words to reaffirm his pride shrinks out of existence as though it was never a thought.
And because Cid has no tact, Yuffie and Shalua are really no surprised.
Vincent is more surpised than he should be.
And Cid grins like he’s said something profound.
But now the song is stuck in Shalua’s head. Yuffie’s trying not to sing along. Unfortunately Cait is programmed to learn new phrases as soon as he hears them. Much to Vincent’s dismay, he repeats them too.
“Captain Planet, he's our hero”
But Cid didn’t stop there.
“Gonna take pollution down to zero
He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on the planet's side”
Cid’s beside himself with giggles because he hasn’t realized that would make him a “planeteer” and he’s more amused by the look of dread and terror that mixes with anger on Vincent’s face to realize that dark aura steadily starting to take over the room.
It might be considered counter productive to his work, but Vincent seriously contemplated killing them all. Instead he simply left the room to brood.
“Way to go Cid!” Shalua and Yuffie scold, “We actually had him in a meeting.” They’re irritated but Cid knows they’re trying to laugh too.
“Don’t blame me!” Cid argues with a shrug, “Blame Mr. Earth over there. You know that makes the Shinra Brat Mother Gaia right?”