We've Cracked a Conspiracy!!!
I've been duped recently, but so has Potter (we don't think she knows yet). . .Someone has been stealing my food for what is probably months now. Yes, I know I live alone and lock the doors, but this goes deeper- it's office food theft! I know, you are annoyed now- you realize how much of a blatant violation of office trust this is, esepcially since the food was in mostly in desk drawers!!!
At first I thought, "I'm losing my mind- I just thought I had more cheese than I really did." But now, thanks to Blue and Red M&Ms and Deb Cole, I know I am not losing my mind. Thanks to Deb Cole (DC), I also know, I have not eaten all of my peanut butter. . .someone else did. I know, how did we get from cheese to M&Ms to peanut butter? It was the progression of clues.
Let's see. . .
Dear Office Food Thief,
Here are some things I either do or don't do with my food and gave you away:
1. I don't eat Red and Blue M&Ms. You do. Bad idea- that gave you away.
2. I open my blocks of cheese from one end only and I cut mold off my cheese. You theif, avoid cutting off the mold and open cheese from other end. Again, not your brightest moment.
3. I always fold the wrapper of my Biscoff Cookies over the open end and SEAL the Ziploc bag. You did not feel like doing either was necessary.
4. You should have eaten the Milky Ways. You know what this means. I wouldn't have cared if you did, but you went for the Twix, Three Musketeers and Snickers. You Suck.
5. I could only almost eat the entire jar of peanut butter with your help in such a short amount of time. . . .
Office Food Thief, I brand you worse than the laudromats in town, for that saga was somewhat comedic.
So, Potter, DC, Keating and I are all victims of Office Food Theft. This is bad- there may be bloodshed.
At first I thought, "I'm losing my mind- I just thought I had more cheese than I really did." But now, thanks to Blue and Red M&Ms and Deb Cole, I know I am not losing my mind. Thanks to Deb Cole (DC), I also know, I have not eaten all of my peanut butter. . .someone else did. I know, how did we get from cheese to M&Ms to peanut butter? It was the progression of clues.
Let's see. . .
Dear Office Food Thief,
Here are some things I either do or don't do with my food and gave you away:
1. I don't eat Red and Blue M&Ms. You do. Bad idea- that gave you away.
2. I open my blocks of cheese from one end only and I cut mold off my cheese. You theif, avoid cutting off the mold and open cheese from other end. Again, not your brightest moment.
3. I always fold the wrapper of my Biscoff Cookies over the open end and SEAL the Ziploc bag. You did not feel like doing either was necessary.
4. You should have eaten the Milky Ways. You know what this means. I wouldn't have cared if you did, but you went for the Twix, Three Musketeers and Snickers. You Suck.
5. I could only almost eat the entire jar of peanut butter with your help in such a short amount of time. . . .
Office Food Thief, I brand you worse than the laudromats in town, for that saga was somewhat comedic.
So, Potter, DC, Keating and I are all victims of Office Food Theft. This is bad- there may be bloodshed.