If I didn't suck...
Well.. I broke up with another boy, but this was a great boy and I will never say anything bad about him. This is a story he wrote me about us meeting. I like it...
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From: "Alex Luebke" ******@hotmail.com>
To: cherrychokefart@hotmai.com
Subject: "letter" Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2006 02:37:27 +0000
Sorry i was late in writing it for you, for i was not at school today and i was ill with some sickness, i am well enough to type for you now.
Here is a letter to my dear kara. It is a story of storts, a stroy of the litteral type, IE a story made with words. I longed to detail you a story with food, the most innocent and beatiful of objects. But it was quite troublesome. it was Innovative, yes. but the project came to an end when i ate a majorty of the actors. Can you balme me for trying?
Its a story about a man and a woman, and ill throw in a robot in there, robots are awesome. And a vampire too. Vampires are pretty lame. He will die or something.
...There i was, after a hard night of being a Attoreney DEA, and a vilgilante cowboy, all mixed into one, like one of those fruit roll-up thingies. Damn, those taste good. Do they still make them?
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh yeah. Sorry. Back to the story.
Anyway, my DEA partner unit-05 went to a local concert. Somewhere called the "Dog mushers hall." Various bands where playing.
The atmospehere was awesome, there where plenty of people, dancing, screaming, sweating all in unision the the grooves. Unit-05 went in the fray was well, i soon lost him.
I was jelous of all the dancing and the fun i could not parcipate in. Eailer that night before i got off work filing paperwork at the local petco for 4 hours..I was walking to my car, and allofasudden...BAM a fucking gernade went off, blasing my leg into 2.
Using my superpowers of instant healing the leg grew back on the ride over. But, it still hurt.
Sitting there at the concert ontop of a trashcan. Observing the masses enjoying themselfs, i felt a somewhat of a sarrow. Must fate allways play a band hand on before i want to have fun at a concert? Is fate not on my side?
Ignoring the loud sounds, and the people, i sat there. Taking my part my gun, and then putting to back together again. Checking if the bullets, making sure that at any moment dangers strikes, i can protect the innocent with my gun.
I jumped off the trashcan, figured i would look around for some faces to talk to.
Then all of a sudden, a girl i knew by the name of Kate, appeared. Along with her was a fine, fine woman, ive seen the woman before with kate. But Kate rejected any conversation bewteen me and her.
I said some mindless chitchat to kate. The story really doesn't invlove her, Lets say she died or something at this point. Not a useless death, She sacrificed her life to save a bus of nuns from colliding into a truck full of TNT. An honorable death.
Anyway, kates friends who's name is unknown to me, says
"Hi."
Is she a threat or an allly? I have to tread lightly.
"Hi" I said back to her, having a tighter grip on my gun every second.
"How do you like the concert?" She asked innocently. Or-so-it-seemed.
"Oh god, ive had such a horrible day...."
I Then ranted mindlessly about how shitty my day was, regardless knowing she was sharing some affection with me, Later i lost her, and having my leg hurting like a bitch. Me and my robot friend, whats his face. went home.
Later, using my hyper-sonic-psyonic computer that i never ever have to upgrade, i was on MSN and the girl from the concert added me, kate did not. Because shes dead. Later realzing i forgot this girls name...her MSN name displayed the name of "Kara." We chatted, and i found out she was very inteligent, smart, and cute. (And from what i noticed before, she was pretty freaking hot.) She called me out for a date.
Anyway, we went to her place, we kissed, and began a wounderful relationship.
At times, there relationship had its bad moments, and sometimes they did not seen one another for what seemed like Weeks. on end..But they allways pulled through, and they lived happly ever after.
Oh yeah, and the vampire i mentoned at the start of the story died.
The end.
I do tend to fuck up great things don't I? I miss him already. I'm a fucking bitch.
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To: *******@hotmail.com
Subject: Delivery Status Notification (Failure)
Date: Fri, 10 Mar 2006 19:30:22 -0800
This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification.
Unable to deliver message to the following recipients, due to being unable to connect successfully to the destination mail server.
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From: "Alex Luebke" ******@hotmail.com>
To: cherrychokefart@hotmai.com
Subject: "letter" Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2006 02:37:27 +0000
Sorry i was late in writing it for you, for i was not at school today and i was ill with some sickness, i am well enough to type for you now.
Here is a letter to my dear kara. It is a story of storts, a stroy of the litteral type, IE a story made with words. I longed to detail you a story with food, the most innocent and beatiful of objects. But it was quite troublesome. it was Innovative, yes. but the project came to an end when i ate a majorty of the actors. Can you balme me for trying?
Its a story about a man and a woman, and ill throw in a robot in there, robots are awesome. And a vampire too. Vampires are pretty lame. He will die or something.
...There i was, after a hard night of being a Attoreney DEA, and a vilgilante cowboy, all mixed into one, like one of those fruit roll-up thingies. Damn, those taste good. Do they still make them?
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh yeah. Sorry. Back to the story.
Anyway, my DEA partner unit-05 went to a local concert. Somewhere called the "Dog mushers hall." Various bands where playing.
The atmospehere was awesome, there where plenty of people, dancing, screaming, sweating all in unision the the grooves. Unit-05 went in the fray was well, i soon lost him.
I was jelous of all the dancing and the fun i could not parcipate in. Eailer that night before i got off work filing paperwork at the local petco for 4 hours..I was walking to my car, and allofasudden...BAM a fucking gernade went off, blasing my leg into 2.
Using my superpowers of instant healing the leg grew back on the ride over. But, it still hurt.
Sitting there at the concert ontop of a trashcan. Observing the masses enjoying themselfs, i felt a somewhat of a sarrow. Must fate allways play a band hand on before i want to have fun at a concert? Is fate not on my side?
Ignoring the loud sounds, and the people, i sat there. Taking my part my gun, and then putting to back together again. Checking if the bullets, making sure that at any moment dangers strikes, i can protect the innocent with my gun.
I jumped off the trashcan, figured i would look around for some faces to talk to.
Then all of a sudden, a girl i knew by the name of Kate, appeared. Along with her was a fine, fine woman, ive seen the woman before with kate. But Kate rejected any conversation bewteen me and her.
I said some mindless chitchat to kate. The story really doesn't invlove her, Lets say she died or something at this point. Not a useless death, She sacrificed her life to save a bus of nuns from colliding into a truck full of TNT. An honorable death.
Anyway, kates friends who's name is unknown to me, says
"Hi."
Is she a threat or an allly? I have to tread lightly.
"Hi" I said back to her, having a tighter grip on my gun every second.
"How do you like the concert?" She asked innocently. Or-so-it-seemed.
"Oh god, ive had such a horrible day...."
I Then ranted mindlessly about how shitty my day was, regardless knowing she was sharing some affection with me, Later i lost her, and having my leg hurting like a bitch. Me and my robot friend, whats his face. went home.
Later, using my hyper-sonic-psyonic computer that i never ever have to upgrade, i was on MSN and the girl from the concert added me, kate did not. Because shes dead. Later realzing i forgot this girls name...her MSN name displayed the name of "Kara." We chatted, and i found out she was very inteligent, smart, and cute. (And from what i noticed before, she was pretty freaking hot.) She called me out for a date.
Anyway, we went to her place, we kissed, and began a wounderful relationship.
At times, there relationship had its bad moments, and sometimes they did not seen one another for what seemed like Weeks. on end..But they allways pulled through, and they lived happly ever after.
Oh yeah, and the vampire i mentoned at the start of the story died.
The end.
I do tend to fuck up great things don't I? I miss him already. I'm a fucking bitch.