Excerpt from a letter to Matt

[plegrnstrs]

You have to see this mutated dinosaur...it rocks my world at the moment. Its staring at me from my computer screen. Maybe you can answer this question because you're really smart with random facts (according to Tibs)...are dinosaurs like alligators and crocs in the fact that they have their junk inside them? Or did they have monestrous pieces hanging off em? You can't tell me you've never thought of this. In all the replicas in like museums there is a huge absence of...cough...junk. There...that's the uber scientific term for it. So would you know? Cause I asked my dad when I was five and he said to ask my mom and when I asked her she said to ask my dad....I think that they were giving me the run around there...just maybe. Kind of like when I asked what Monica did with the cigar...Anyways.
YARRR! I'm on the hunt for good pirate jokes. Its gonna be sweet. I've decided that my life mission is to comply a huge list of the best pirate jokes....maybe make a few of em if I'm feeling creative. Haha.
Much love from this side of Massachusetts.
Mar