So, I smashed the crap out of my mouse yesterday.
No, PETA, my COMPUTER mouse! Jeez... if I was gonna cruel to an animal, I'd've stuffed it up my ass or made it watch a bad '80's movie or something.
Actually, I don't really have a lot to say at the moment. I woke up early (and because of my job, that means it's REALLY early right now), and a friend had left me a message telling me to start using LJ, and so here I am. As if by magic.
Oh, yeah, the mouse thing. It had been acting squirrely (no pun intended) for a while, and then all of a sudden it didn't want to scroll vertically. So I exercised the fullest level of my computer repair skills and swung it by the cord into the tabletop. He he he Now it is "truly" broken. Actually, the insides are kind of nifty. The insides of a real mouse are also nifty, especially if you take them out before the visceral muscle dies. Then you've got this pulsing mass of squirmy shit you can leave on someone's face while they're sleeping.
BTW, I'm available for children's parties and Bat Mitzvahs.
Actually, I don't really have a lot to say at the moment. I woke up early (and because of my job, that means it's REALLY early right now), and a friend had left me a message telling me to start using LJ, and so here I am. As if by magic.
Oh, yeah, the mouse thing. It had been acting squirrely (no pun intended) for a while, and then all of a sudden it didn't want to scroll vertically. So I exercised the fullest level of my computer repair skills and swung it by the cord into the tabletop. He he he Now it is "truly" broken. Actually, the insides are kind of nifty. The insides of a real mouse are also nifty, especially if you take them out before the visceral muscle dies. Then you've got this pulsing mass of squirmy shit you can leave on someone's face while they're sleeping.
BTW, I'm available for children's parties and Bat Mitzvahs.