entry sixty four: quotas. they exist.

Jul 18, 2010 17:41

I swear, there is a quota. One out, another in. Just admit it, Admiral.

I think we should have a Roundworlder quota.

I wonder what our God quota is?

The last flood - does anyone have any idea exactly who those people were? I somehow avoided turning into the Patrician thank the gods, so it can't be the same as last time. I'm just glad I wasn't Sam bloody Vimes or something.

[Warden filter]

Can one of you, as a matter of courtesy, show one... Edward d'Eath I swear, old Ankh-Morpork families a gun, and what they do?

I only ask because I learnt about Roundworld weapons the hard way and despite the fact he seems to despise everything I stand for, and he's from my city, so won't have seen one before. As far as I know, they've never existed on the Disc.

[Private to the Doctor]

I'm sick of this place and nearly everyone in it. I've tried to stop thinking of people here like... they're ingrates, but everytime an inmate expresses a stupid opinion (which, you know, happens every other day), I just want to punch them in the face. Not that I will, but that's the general sentiment I'm getting from this place these days. At least, before, I could stand Sirrus or the Rani, but now... I can't stand a single one of them, Doctor. I only asked that for d'Eath because he's, well, he's Morporkian, at least.

I don't know why I told you that. Any of it.

Nevermind.

swing hates most the inmates, morpooooooorkia! morporkia!, guns make swing uncomfortable, planet seperation anxiety, the ankh is thicker than water, inadvisably applied maths

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