I am not... I'm not good with animals. I worked in a city at night, the most I dealt with is Ankh Morpork rats and a misplaced pigeon. I had no idea what to do with a platypus.
So, um. I hope you're alright, Doctor. I've also got a question, if you don't mind, Doctor.
I'm actually quite impressed that nobody came out of this flood eaten or dead. At least, I sincerely hope that was the case.
[Private to Sark and Malcolm - seperately]
My collection of information that you asked to see. I apologise for any holes in information - I can only work with what's avaliable, and outside of filters, it's very difficult to get any at all.
I hope that's of some use, and if the information I provide is used for any... purpose to undermine the order here, I will retract it without question.
[Private to Murphy]
You were interested in seeing my
list of crimes committed, and here it is - I am aware it is probably short on information, but that is only because it is entirely unavaliable to me, nothing more.
((ooc: A massive, massive note on Swing's list: I know it has massive, massive holes. Some things are also probably wrong in it too. I have tried to strictly, strictly stick to what is avaliable in public posts or what Swing has been involved/seen for himself. If there is something in said list which he shouldn't know, send me a PM or IM me and I'll remove it, as I'm being as careful as I can. Equally, if there's something Swing (being the hyper attentive weirdo he is) would have noticed, do the same and I'll add it in. :D I'm happy to edit stuffs, so just hit me up. It'll be continually updated and I'll stick a link in profile and that. Oh, and it starts at that point as that's when he started doing it.))