entry fifty one: only swing would manage this level of anger after THAT flood.

May 18, 2010 00:22

...well, I'm glad to have my memory back, but I'm sure everyone else'll ramble about that in good time.

So I'd just like to make a few things abundantly clear:

- I do not have brain damage, for Gods' sake.
- Nor have I ever had a stroke.
- Nor am I uneducated, in fact, I got the finest education on the planet and Doctor Hix, who probably offers the second finest, can back me up on that.
- Nor am I shy.
- Nor does caffine or alcohol make this worse or better.
- Nor is it funny.

Have I missed any of anyone's subconscious preconceptions? Would someone like to fill me in on one I've missed so I can put that right too?

It's surprising how having no memory makes people jump to conclusions like that.

Oh. Oh. Wait.

- Nor is a janitor the most intensive job I am capable of.

And no, I don't care that none of you remembered me, or that I was perfectly happy to accept some of this crap as a possibility, because I'm still insulted and I think I have every right to be.

do I really now have to do something like this after every flood?

swing hates most the inmates, swing makes post-flood lists of anger, swing does not know when to stop, persecution complex 101, swing has no sense of humour, self-righteousness, pissing and moaning, can't follow a pattern

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