May 18, 2010 00:22
...well, I'm glad to have my memory back, but I'm sure everyone else'll ramble about that in good time.
So I'd just like to make a few things abundantly clear:
- I do not have brain damage, for Gods' sake.
- Nor have I ever had a stroke.
- Nor am I uneducated, in fact, I got the finest education on the planet and Doctor Hix, who probably offers the second finest, can back me up on that.
- Nor am I shy.
- Nor does caffine or alcohol make this worse or better.
- Nor is it funny.
Have I missed any of anyone's subconscious preconceptions? Would someone like to fill me in on one I've missed so I can put that right too?
It's surprising how having no memory makes people jump to conclusions like that.
Oh. Oh. Wait.
- Nor is a janitor the most intensive job I am capable of.
And no, I don't care that none of you remembered me, or that I was perfectly happy to accept some of this crap as a possibility, because I'm still insulted and I think I have every right to be.
do I really now have to do something like this after every flood?
swing hates most the inmates,
swing makes post-flood lists of anger,
swing does not know when to stop,
persecution complex 101,
swing has no sense of humour,
self-righteousness,
pissing and moaning,
can't follow a pattern