My Onion horoscope for the week, good for me.
Scorpio: (Oct. 24-Nov. 21)
In spite of your complaints about how
undignified it was and your repeated
professions of shame, you still kind of
enjoyed sleeping with the fat girl.
Oh and I woke up at 7:27 this morning not dying. So anyone that's been ready to buy plane tickets to attend my funeral can spend the money on something more useful, like..... cds or vanilla coke
In spite of your complaints about how
undignified it was and your repeated
professions of shame, you still kind of
enjoyed sleeping with the fat girl.
Oh and I woke up at 7:27 this morning not dying. So anyone that's been ready to buy plane tickets to attend my funeral can spend the money on something more useful, like..... cds or vanilla coke