Tonight was fucking crazy.
So first Heather picks me up and we go to pick up Cody and whatever.. And we go over to Crista's cause it was her party! Yay! And Jenny, Me, Bre and Cody decide to get our drink on and precede to do so.. And just when I'm about to get tipsy, Jess calls Heather and informs her that she was in a rollover car accident & she's at UMC. Apparantly they flipped over a median. That's the first I hear. So I had taken like 6 shots and first no one wants to go because they're like NO YOU'RE DRUNK.
d00d I can hold my liquor.
So anyway. Crista, Lela and Bre go in one car and Heather, Cody, Jenny and I go in Heather's and take the freeway where we proceeded to blast YOU'RE A FUCKING COCKSUCKER JONATHAN Volume two.. That was a good time. But we get there and we have to walk in the rain to go see her. So we do, we get to emergency and say hello to her parents and whatever and then go have a smoke. Her brother and his wife were there and I guess they got kicked out for hugging? That was gay. And then we went back in and waited and... Okay, keep in mind at this point I'm still tipsy.. So Jenny and I are sitting there laughing at gay things and you know, it's Arizona so they have everything in English and Spanish.. And we're looking at this sign that says IT'S THE LAW. And in the column next to it it says ES LA LEY. We had a ten minute long conversation laughing really obnoxiously about it and just kept saying it over and over. At the end she goes, wouldn't that be funny if like some Mexican dude just came up to you and was like, ES LA LEY? And I was like Jenny. Look in front of you. And there was this Mexican dude sitting there and we cracked up again. I forgot how fun drinking was.
So then Jess comes out and apparantly right before the accident she had gotten a new pack of 27s but in the accident, they got thrown out cause this dude had a Jeep. And AS THEY'RE PULLING HER AWAY ON THE STRETCHER, she's like reaching for them and trying so hard to get them. I was just like ha, that's something you'd do. So I had a new pack of reds in the car and I decided to walk back in the rain to go get them so I could give them to Jess.. Jenny came along and we were just laughing at shit, cause we were the only two that were still drunk.. That was fun, in a weird way. When we get to Heather's car, I try to unlock it but the alarm goes off so I spend like two minutes trying to shut the god damn horn off, meanwhile Jenny's... Doing something illegal next to her car hahahah. So I get the pack and go back and proceed to tell Jess about how I chose her over drinking and blah. She then tells me the whole sequence of events. The dude she was with was 'car surfing' or whatever, like seriously hanging out the god damn car, no hands on the wheel, no feet on the pedals etc. And they started to swirve over the median and were almost completely over it when he got back in and turned the wheel polar opposite of how it was, and it didn't really work because there was too much pressure on the car so it flipped. GAY. She went in to see him but she hadn't come out in like 20 minutes and all of us had to be home, so we just left. And on the way we thought Heather's car was going to blow up. But luckily it didn't. I'm scared to go on River now.
Hah. Wow. My life is usually so much more boring. Goodnight.
Edit: I forgot the part about the creepy dude asking Cody about his gauges, and then some woman tried to chase after Jenny when she asked for a cigarette. I think my camera's still at Sean's. Sad. HAHAHAHAH AND THEN CODY'S MOM is such a drunk.. She comes in to the bathroom and goes.. 'You wanna see your surprise?' And he just kind of goes.. Okayyy... Cause he didn't know he was getting this surprise.. And she holds up this bag and she's like BISCUITS!
hahahaahahahah. Yes. So amazing.
And for reference, it takes me at least 8 shots to feel fully tipsy, ten to start getting drunk. I only took 6. So I was barely drunk. I pity those of you who haven't seen me drunk, it's quite a good time. I make an ass of myself regularly. If we haven't been drunk together, give me a call when you have some vodka. We'll party.
I'm done.
d00d I can hold my liquor.
So anyway. Crista, Lela and Bre go in one car and Heather, Cody, Jenny and I go in Heather's and take the freeway where we proceeded to blast YOU'RE A FUCKING COCKSUCKER JONATHAN Volume two.. That was a good time. But we get there and we have to walk in the rain to go see her. So we do, we get to emergency and say hello to her parents and whatever and then go have a smoke. Her brother and his wife were there and I guess they got kicked out for hugging? That was gay. And then we went back in and waited and... Okay, keep in mind at this point I'm still tipsy.. So Jenny and I are sitting there laughing at gay things and you know, it's Arizona so they have everything in English and Spanish.. And we're looking at this sign that says IT'S THE LAW. And in the column next to it it says ES LA LEY. We had a ten minute long conversation laughing really obnoxiously about it and just kept saying it over and over. At the end she goes, wouldn't that be funny if like some Mexican dude just came up to you and was like, ES LA LEY? And I was like Jenny. Look in front of you. And there was this Mexican dude sitting there and we cracked up again. I forgot how fun drinking was.
So then Jess comes out and apparantly right before the accident she had gotten a new pack of 27s but in the accident, they got thrown out cause this dude had a Jeep. And AS THEY'RE PULLING HER AWAY ON THE STRETCHER, she's like reaching for them and trying so hard to get them. I was just like ha, that's something you'd do. So I had a new pack of reds in the car and I decided to walk back in the rain to go get them so I could give them to Jess.. Jenny came along and we were just laughing at shit, cause we were the only two that were still drunk.. That was fun, in a weird way. When we get to Heather's car, I try to unlock it but the alarm goes off so I spend like two minutes trying to shut the god damn horn off, meanwhile Jenny's... Doing something illegal next to her car hahahah. So I get the pack and go back and proceed to tell Jess about how I chose her over drinking and blah. She then tells me the whole sequence of events. The dude she was with was 'car surfing' or whatever, like seriously hanging out the god damn car, no hands on the wheel, no feet on the pedals etc. And they started to swirve over the median and were almost completely over it when he got back in and turned the wheel polar opposite of how it was, and it didn't really work because there was too much pressure on the car so it flipped. GAY. She went in to see him but she hadn't come out in like 20 minutes and all of us had to be home, so we just left. And on the way we thought Heather's car was going to blow up. But luckily it didn't. I'm scared to go on River now.
Hah. Wow. My life is usually so much more boring. Goodnight.
Edit: I forgot the part about the creepy dude asking Cody about his gauges, and then some woman tried to chase after Jenny when she asked for a cigarette. I think my camera's still at Sean's. Sad. HAHAHAHAH AND THEN CODY'S MOM is such a drunk.. She comes in to the bathroom and goes.. 'You wanna see your surprise?' And he just kind of goes.. Okayyy... Cause he didn't know he was getting this surprise.. And she holds up this bag and she's like BISCUITS!
hahahaahahahah. Yes. So amazing.
And for reference, it takes me at least 8 shots to feel fully tipsy, ten to start getting drunk. I only took 6. So I was barely drunk. I pity those of you who haven't seen me drunk, it's quite a good time. I make an ass of myself regularly. If we haven't been drunk together, give me a call when you have some vodka. We'll party.
I'm done.