You kids...
OHHHHHH geez where the fuck do I start. This is going to be so long.
We stayed up all night and made that large mix. It's comprised of 3 cds, one mainly rap, one mainly pop and the other mainly 80s. There's a few random songs mixed in there, but you know. It's the thought that counts.
1:
Lil Kim & Sisqo - How Many Licks
Trick Daddy - Shut up & Baby Cuz I'm a Thug [hahahah]
Busta Rhymes - BREAK YA FUCKIN NECK
Jay Z - I Just Wanna Love Ya, Dirt Off your Shoulders, 99 Problems
Lil T & One Track Mike - Shaniqua
G Unit - I Wanna Get to Know ya
Juvenile - Back That Ass Up & Slow Motion
SNOOPALOOP! - Gin & Juice/Drop it like it's Hot
DJ Assault - Ass & Titties
Fabolous - Breathe
Ludacris - What's Your Fantasy & Stand Up
Notorious BIG - BIG POPPA [YESSS]
50 Cent - P.I.M.P.
2:
Styx - Mr. Roboto
Nsync - Space Cowboy, Digital Getdown & Just Got Paid
Backstreet Boys - Hey Mr. DJ
Head Automatica - Beating Hearts Baby
Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
Rednex - Cotton Eyed Joe
Zlad - Elektronik Supersonik
Britney Spears - Toxic
Michael Bubble - Feeling Good
Elvis! - Blue Suede Shoes & Little Less Conversation
Frank Sinatra - Fly me to the Moon
DJ Funk - Hos in this House
Black Eyed Peas - Don't Phunk with my Heart
The Faint - Glass Danse
T.A.T.U. - All the things she Said
JLo - Get Right, Waiting for Tonight
GUNTHER - TRALALA!
Chris Ledoux - Rodeo Song
3:
Led Zepplin - Black Dog
Soft Cell - Tainted Love
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc
Naked Eyes - Always Something there to Remind Me
Metric - Succexy
Mates of State - Ha Ha
The Pretenders - I'm Special
The Divinyls - I Touch Myself
The Mean Reds - Operator & Get Ur Face out of my Grill
Unearth - This Lying World
Tears for Fears - Everybody wants to rule the World
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
The Doors - Hello, I Love You
The Cure - Let's Go to Bed
The Smiths - How Soon is Now
Gravy Train - Sippin 40z
Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
Sean Paul - Anabella & Like Glue
So after making those. We got done around 5. Went out and watched what existed of the sunrise and smoked and talked.. And then went in and got our cowboy attire on. I took it off when I said goodbye to my mom though cause I didn't want her annoying me about where I was going. And as we're backing out the driveway, we start blasting Space Cowboy and just go through like almost all the cds on the way to the highway. Shaniqua brought back so many memories. And we took the highway to Cracker Barrel and whatnot.. Got a whole bunch of stares when we walked in, but it was fucking funny. People were like turning around in their chairs to look at us. And then Tiffany tried to flip her gun and FAILED MISERABLE CAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING COCKSUCKER and dropped it on the table.. And some dude was like "HOPE THAT WASN'T LOADED". It was actually kind of rad. That was the first fulfilling meal I'd had in a while. And since it's just down the street from her house, she called her dad and asked him to join in. He said he was going to wear his cowboah hat and boots but he ended up wearing a cutoff shirt, work boots and his Git R Done hat hahah. Yess. And then in the middle of talking to him, we look like two tables over and MOTHER FUCKING Q TIP BOY WAS SITTING THERE EATING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. HOLY FUCK. And we started telling her dad all the shit he's given us and how he's just a jackass in general and he goes okay, you know what you do... You look at his crotch and then at his face and then smirk. So we all have to start doing that. Oh yeah and before he came in they played Johnny Cash. I was happy.
So anyway. We go to Starbucks to see if Ernest is working, and then we wanted to get paper caps for our guns but we got lazy and tired. So we turned back on the highway and went to Marana. It scared the shit out of me too, all these people were getting in the other lane and I didn't know why and all of a sudden I see this huge haul truck parked like 30 or 40 feet infront of me so I had to like slam on my brakes and get in the other lane. What a pain in the ass. Whatever, then we finally get to the Circle K that I've told most of you about.. You know, "how do you get your hair to stick up like that?" Yeah. That place. We get out with our bandanas, hats and guns and we got the best looks ever. We came up with this plan too about if people asked us why we were dressed like this, we would say we weren't from around here and we wanted to fit in. Hahahah. Too bad no one asked us. Anyway. So we stayed there for a while and it was funny cause some little 8 year old girl was talking shit, but then Tiffany gave her money and she shut up. We then drove around bumfuck nowhere for... 15 minutes and then got back on the highway.. And then we were going to go to this horse ranch, but she suggested that we go visit her aunt. So we did. Both her and her husband are really laid back, so that was cool. And we were going to go to the horse ranch after that, but then we couldn't turn back right away and I was starting to get tired anyway, so we made our way back to town and I just dropped her off and went home. My parents got kinda pissed when I told them I went to Marana, but whatever. It was so worth it. And as I said to Jacqui, the whole fucking time we're just sitting in the car either saying "YOU'RE A FUCKING COCKSUCKER JONATHAN" or "YOU'RE JUST A STUPID PISS" all angrily.
It was seriously the most fun I'd had in a while. Especially when we were exploring and blasting the country mix. We're fucking cowboys and don't you forget it.
I LOVE YOU JONATHAN/TIFFANY MARIE BROSETT!
We stayed up all night and made that large mix. It's comprised of 3 cds, one mainly rap, one mainly pop and the other mainly 80s. There's a few random songs mixed in there, but you know. It's the thought that counts.
1:
Lil Kim & Sisqo - How Many Licks
Trick Daddy - Shut up & Baby Cuz I'm a Thug [hahahah]
Busta Rhymes - BREAK YA FUCKIN NECK
Jay Z - I Just Wanna Love Ya, Dirt Off your Shoulders, 99 Problems
Lil T & One Track Mike - Shaniqua
G Unit - I Wanna Get to Know ya
Juvenile - Back That Ass Up & Slow Motion
SNOOPALOOP! - Gin & Juice/Drop it like it's Hot
DJ Assault - Ass & Titties
Fabolous - Breathe
Ludacris - What's Your Fantasy & Stand Up
Notorious BIG - BIG POPPA [YESSS]
50 Cent - P.I.M.P.
2:
Styx - Mr. Roboto
Nsync - Space Cowboy, Digital Getdown & Just Got Paid
Backstreet Boys - Hey Mr. DJ
Head Automatica - Beating Hearts Baby
Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
Rednex - Cotton Eyed Joe
Zlad - Elektronik Supersonik
Britney Spears - Toxic
Michael Bubble - Feeling Good
Elvis! - Blue Suede Shoes & Little Less Conversation
Frank Sinatra - Fly me to the Moon
DJ Funk - Hos in this House
Black Eyed Peas - Don't Phunk with my Heart
The Faint - Glass Danse
T.A.T.U. - All the things she Said
JLo - Get Right, Waiting for Tonight
GUNTHER - TRALALA!
Chris Ledoux - Rodeo Song
3:
Led Zepplin - Black Dog
Soft Cell - Tainted Love
Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc
Naked Eyes - Always Something there to Remind Me
Metric - Succexy
Mates of State - Ha Ha
The Pretenders - I'm Special
The Divinyls - I Touch Myself
The Mean Reds - Operator & Get Ur Face out of my Grill
Unearth - This Lying World
Tears for Fears - Everybody wants to rule the World
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
The Doors - Hello, I Love You
The Cure - Let's Go to Bed
The Smiths - How Soon is Now
Gravy Train - Sippin 40z
Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire
Sean Paul - Anabella & Like Glue
So after making those. We got done around 5. Went out and watched what existed of the sunrise and smoked and talked.. And then went in and got our cowboy attire on. I took it off when I said goodbye to my mom though cause I didn't want her annoying me about where I was going. And as we're backing out the driveway, we start blasting Space Cowboy and just go through like almost all the cds on the way to the highway. Shaniqua brought back so many memories. And we took the highway to Cracker Barrel and whatnot.. Got a whole bunch of stares when we walked in, but it was fucking funny. People were like turning around in their chairs to look at us. And then Tiffany tried to flip her gun and FAILED MISERABLE CAUSE SHE'S A FUCKING COCKSUCKER and dropped it on the table.. And some dude was like "HOPE THAT WASN'T LOADED". It was actually kind of rad. That was the first fulfilling meal I'd had in a while. And since it's just down the street from her house, she called her dad and asked him to join in. He said he was going to wear his cowboah hat and boots but he ended up wearing a cutoff shirt, work boots and his Git R Done hat hahah. Yess. And then in the middle of talking to him, we look like two tables over and MOTHER FUCKING Q TIP BOY WAS SITTING THERE EATING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. HOLY FUCK. And we started telling her dad all the shit he's given us and how he's just a jackass in general and he goes okay, you know what you do... You look at his crotch and then at his face and then smirk. So we all have to start doing that. Oh yeah and before he came in they played Johnny Cash. I was happy.
So anyway. We go to Starbucks to see if Ernest is working, and then we wanted to get paper caps for our guns but we got lazy and tired. So we turned back on the highway and went to Marana. It scared the shit out of me too, all these people were getting in the other lane and I didn't know why and all of a sudden I see this huge haul truck parked like 30 or 40 feet infront of me so I had to like slam on my brakes and get in the other lane. What a pain in the ass. Whatever, then we finally get to the Circle K that I've told most of you about.. You know, "how do you get your hair to stick up like that?" Yeah. That place. We get out with our bandanas, hats and guns and we got the best looks ever. We came up with this plan too about if people asked us why we were dressed like this, we would say we weren't from around here and we wanted to fit in. Hahahah. Too bad no one asked us. Anyway. So we stayed there for a while and it was funny cause some little 8 year old girl was talking shit, but then Tiffany gave her money and she shut up. We then drove around bumfuck nowhere for... 15 minutes and then got back on the highway.. And then we were going to go to this horse ranch, but she suggested that we go visit her aunt. So we did. Both her and her husband are really laid back, so that was cool. And we were going to go to the horse ranch after that, but then we couldn't turn back right away and I was starting to get tired anyway, so we made our way back to town and I just dropped her off and went home. My parents got kinda pissed when I told them I went to Marana, but whatever. It was so worth it. And as I said to Jacqui, the whole fucking time we're just sitting in the car either saying "YOU'RE A FUCKING COCKSUCKER JONATHAN" or "YOU'RE JUST A STUPID PISS" all angrily.
It was seriously the most fun I'd had in a while. Especially when we were exploring and blasting the country mix. We're fucking cowboys and don't you forget it.
I LOVE YOU JONATHAN/TIFFANY MARIE BROSETT!