Why family gatherings will be awkward from now on

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ZAZZLE: Family gatherings will never happen! "YOU WILL NEVER BE PART OF MY FAMILY" remember?
ME: It is entirely possible the entire recent Sekirei Plan has been put together to arrange a family gathering, you know.
ZAZZLE: [Actually stabs herself in the forehead]

ANYWAY:

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[healingcock]

It is entirely possible the entire recent Sekirei Plan has been put together to arrange a family gathering

I CAN SEE IT

OH GOD

[please_reapp]

I KNOW RIGHT

MINAKA AND HIS MIRACLE LOVE STORY!!!!

HE ACTS LIKE IT'S A MIRACLE LOVE STORY FOR THE WINNER OF THE "GAME"

BUT IT'S ACTUALLY HIS BIG HOOK UP PLAN WITH TAKAMI

[please_reapp]

Kagari are you going to immolate my father?

Can you at least do it outside?

[healingcock]

God I fucking love Minaka, ngl.

[please_reapp]

The end of everything he's going to be like

HEY TAKAMI-KUN

NOW THAT I HAVE TAKEN CARE OF EVERYTHING AND THE DAY HAS BEEN SAVED AND, WHEN EVERYTHING SEEMED AT ITS WORST, A RAY OF LIGHT SHONE DOWN AND EVERYTHING HAS BEEN UPLIFTED TO A BRILLIANT AND MYTHIC STATUS OF PURE LOVE

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

And she will look at him for a long, long time.

And smile an accepting smile, an understanding smile, knowing all that he has done and why he has done it and the purity of his ideals behind all his disturbed and crazy methods.

And then she will say, "No." And kick him off the clock tower.

[healingcock]

fjgklfd;lkjg

[u_jerk]

A++ TAKAMI