Sep 15, 2012 14:01
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #1: No game is ever "just a game"
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #2: All game rules are subject to reinterpretation until I win.
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #3: Never, ever bring up Wesley or I'll bite you!
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #4: It's DavRos, not Davos!
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #5: I have the cool beard now. Not Frakes, not Stewart, and not Burton. Me.
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #6: At least one new meme involving me must be made every day.
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #7: Whatever, wherever! I AM IN YOU!
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #8: I own every game. If I don't own it, it doesn't exist. Milton Bradley is my bitch.
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #9: No clown sweaters, dammit!
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #10: I am the real Greatest American Hero. Sorry, Ralph.
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #11: When playing Monopoly, the goddamn silver shoe is mine!
- Wil Wheaton's Rules of Gaming #12: I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.