The rat returned.
The rat came back.
Last night, I slept next to my master's head to protect him from evil, when all of a sudden I heard some noise. I lifted my head and scanned the room and there it was. That little rat who thinks he owns this place.
So I leapt down and slinked up until I was inches from his rodent face. I could feel the air move as his whiskers twitched. I waited for the right moment to attack, watching him as he nibbled on something that I probably rejected. Ha. Proves how stupid he is. If I won't touch it, it's crap. This rat eats crap! Anyway, before I had my chance to pounce, he must have heard something and ran off.
I didn't get him this time, but you can bet I'll be watching.
Next time, rat. NEXT TIME!
Last night, I slept next to my master's head to protect him from evil, when all of a sudden I heard some noise. I lifted my head and scanned the room and there it was. That little rat who thinks he owns this place.
So I leapt down and slinked up until I was inches from his rodent face. I could feel the air move as his whiskers twitched. I waited for the right moment to attack, watching him as he nibbled on something that I probably rejected. Ha. Proves how stupid he is. If I won't touch it, it's crap. This rat eats crap! Anyway, before I had my chance to pounce, he must have heard something and ran off.
I didn't get him this time, but you can bet I'll be watching.
Next time, rat. NEXT TIME!