FUCK VAMPIRES
well i got my rport card and my parents saw it its pretty bad high 70's low 80's and my parents were like "your never gonna get into college with these grades" so i started thinking about my future occupation choices and i decided i cant get a "real job" with my grades im not good enough at football to be a pro football player and im not good enough at guitar to become a professional at that so i decided that when i grow up im gonna be a vampire hunter cause all these vampires running around biting people noone is doing anything about it (except buffy but shes a pussy) vampire hunting will kick so much ass just go around stabbing them with stakes and stuff itll definatly pay well i mean no other vampire hunters i can charge whatever i want if you dont want to be a part of the undead then your going to have to pay for my services you have no other choice and just think about how badass it sounds when written on something like a bank account form or something that askes your occupation
occupation:professional vampire hunter
pretty badass right
im even gonna be a better hunter than my man van helsing himself (if your not familiar with him hes the badass who slaughtered the legendary count dracula) hes the man who started the entire vampire hunting revolution on his own he was great
not only will i murder real vampires but ill also be kind enough to murder all the obnoxious idiots that claim to be vampires cause even though they are not the undead they still deserve to die the price thier deaths will be the same though
im going to make the world a better safer place to live without vampires our children will nolonger have to walk the streets at night with fear of being turned into vampires
occupation:professional vampire hunter
pretty badass right
im even gonna be a better hunter than my man van helsing himself (if your not familiar with him hes the badass who slaughtered the legendary count dracula) hes the man who started the entire vampire hunting revolution on his own he was great
not only will i murder real vampires but ill also be kind enough to murder all the obnoxious idiots that claim to be vampires cause even though they are not the undead they still deserve to die the price thier deaths will be the same though
im going to make the world a better safer place to live without vampires our children will nolonger have to walk the streets at night with fear of being turned into vampires