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Nov 05, 2003 16:19

rosco0903: whats funnier than a dead baby.
xrockworthyx: ...your face
rosco0903: a dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome
rosco0903: asshole..
rosco0903: lol
xrockworthyx: rofl
xrockworthyx: whats the difference between a rock and a dead baby
rosco0903: hmm....one floats?
xrockworthyx: ..you cant have sex with a rock
rosco0903: ...ouch.
xrockworthyx: oh
xrockworthyx: there are more
xrockworthyx: i know thousands
rosco0903: what do you get when you cut a baby with razor blades
xrockworthyx: what
rosco0903: an erection.
xrockworthyx: hahahahahahaha
xrockworthyx: whats black and blue and doesnt like sex
rosco0903: ....dead baby in a ziplock bag?
xrockworthyx: the dead six year old in the trunk of my room.
rosco0903: hahahaha
xrockworthyx: whats more fun than stealing candy from a baby?
rosco0903: ...hmm...no idea
xrockworthyx: stealing it from a baby and giving it to a diabetic
xrockworthyx: want more?
xrockworthyx: i know millions
rosco0903: i have alot too.
xrockworthyx: hehe...i just remembered a mean one
xrockworthyx: what do you tell a woman with two black eyes
rosco0903: go ahead
rosco0903: hmm.... ??
xrockworthyx: nothing, you warned her twice
rosco0903: hahaha
rosco0903: Whats more fun than feeling up a dead baby
xrockworthyx: i got nothing
rosco0903: feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
xrockworthyx: hahahaha
xrockworthyx: how do you get fifty dead babies into a telephone booth?
rosco0903: ...lol...very tightly?
xrockworthyx: a blender
rosco0903: and get them out?
xrockworthyx: tortilla chips.
rosco0903: tostitos.
xrockworthyx: haha
xrockworthyx: youve heard it before?
rosco0903: yeah.
xrockworthyx: man
rosco0903: Whats does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas
xrockworthyx: what
rosco0903: cancer....
xrockworthyx: haha
rosco0903: laurndry...bbl

rock on.
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