If anyone can remember back to their youth and Nicktoons and can tell me which character on which show actually gave ties to every member of his family, I would be thoroughly impressed. If you don't know, don't worry. It's the only distinct line I can remember from the entire show, except for the catch phrases.
And to everyone who comments, thanks so much! It means a lot that someone actually thinks this is funny. Otherwise, what's the point? So many thanks to all y'all.
Also, you guys have some of the most awesome icons. I just wanted to mention that.