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-10 Years Ago: i was 11..i had already lost my girlie virginity to hot megan from down the street who had pretty pretty princess and i hated her for it...and um i wanted to BE vada sultenfuss...and i biked EVERYWHERE-just like vada : )
-5 Years Ago: WAS THE WORST YEAR OF MY LIIIIIIFE...we dont speak of sophomore year of high school.
-1 Year Ago: OMG i was so FUCKING miserable...nervous breakdowns wanting to kill myself and the LIKE-but i discovered donna and i had great people get me through the bad shit :)
-Yesterday: i fucking worked-what the fuck else do i do? ever? and i have to babysit my fucking cousins tommorow before WORK at NINE AM..toni can seriously lick my balls
-Tomorrow: WORK AHHH BABIES FUCK YOU
-5 Snacks: RIESENS CHOCOLATE CHEWS. kit kat bites! i love them! um COMBOS!! (shout OUT) i love bagel crisps or crunches or whatever they are in bacon flavor preferably...and like, whatever man just chocolate
-5 Bands/ Artists: TORI, JONI, HEART, BEN FOLDS, DAMIEN
-Things I Would Do With $100,000,000: get an apt. in the city, travel around the world, buy lots of movies, furnish my apt. richly and lavishly, and um...oh yeah visit batinee : )
-5 Locations I Would Like To Run Away To: CALIFORNIA..like, everyday...the verdent fields and gardens near anthony...colorado sometimes...the city sometimes but it's 2 seconds away from me..london, ireland, scotland, ITALY, greece...
-5 Bad Habits I Have: talking too much, and i never like, stick to anything; i have no willpower i feel..
-5 Things I Like Doing: fucking-hi, yeah anything sexually related...being with my friends and having a great time doing it, eating, drinking or sometimes, all four at the same TIME..or y'know, GOING TO SEE TORI AMOS IN CONCERT FRIDAY
-5 Things I Will Never Wear: i dunno...hammer pants are the only thing that come to mind
-5 T.V. Shows I Like(ed): will and grace...rocko, DARIA
-5 Movies I Like: eternal sunshine, my brilliant career, almost famous, the apartment..more like 5000 movies
-5 People I'd Like To Meet: tori AMOS, BARBRA although i know she's a cunt in person...i wish i could have met clara bow...jessica
-5 Biggest Joys at the Moment: TORI AMOS ON FRIDAY! having more than 1000 in the bank...my new green dress...olivia but i wish she were here, and my friends u know...gotta give it up for ma nigs
-5 Favorite Toys: my favorite FAVORITE thing was the little puppy who gave birth--you guys remember that? and u didnt know how many pups you were gunna get once they were birthed-but that was okay cause u could buy refill puppies? you know? of course rfucking hot megan got fucking FOUR PUPPIES and i got one
-5 Years Ago: WAS THE WORST YEAR OF MY LIIIIIIFE...we dont speak of sophomore year of high school.
-1 Year Ago: OMG i was so FUCKING miserable...nervous breakdowns wanting to kill myself and the LIKE-but i discovered donna and i had great people get me through the bad shit :)
-Yesterday: i fucking worked-what the fuck else do i do? ever? and i have to babysit my fucking cousins tommorow before WORK at NINE AM..toni can seriously lick my balls
-Tomorrow: WORK AHHH BABIES FUCK YOU
-5 Snacks: RIESENS CHOCOLATE CHEWS. kit kat bites! i love them! um COMBOS!! (shout OUT) i love bagel crisps or crunches or whatever they are in bacon flavor preferably...and like, whatever man just chocolate
-5 Bands/ Artists: TORI, JONI, HEART, BEN FOLDS, DAMIEN
-Things I Would Do With $100,000,000: get an apt. in the city, travel around the world, buy lots of movies, furnish my apt. richly and lavishly, and um...oh yeah visit batinee : )
-5 Locations I Would Like To Run Away To: CALIFORNIA..like, everyday...the verdent fields and gardens near anthony...colorado sometimes...the city sometimes but it's 2 seconds away from me..london, ireland, scotland, ITALY, greece...
-5 Bad Habits I Have: talking too much, and i never like, stick to anything; i have no willpower i feel..
-5 Things I Like Doing: fucking-hi, yeah anything sexually related...being with my friends and having a great time doing it, eating, drinking or sometimes, all four at the same TIME..or y'know, GOING TO SEE TORI AMOS IN CONCERT FRIDAY
-5 Things I Will Never Wear: i dunno...hammer pants are the only thing that come to mind
-5 T.V. Shows I Like(ed): will and grace...rocko, DARIA
-5 Movies I Like: eternal sunshine, my brilliant career, almost famous, the apartment..more like 5000 movies
-5 People I'd Like To Meet: tori AMOS, BARBRA although i know she's a cunt in person...i wish i could have met clara bow...jessica
-5 Biggest Joys at the Moment: TORI AMOS ON FRIDAY! having more than 1000 in the bank...my new green dress...olivia but i wish she were here, and my friends u know...gotta give it up for ma nigs
-5 Favorite Toys: my favorite FAVORITE thing was the little puppy who gave birth--you guys remember that? and u didnt know how many pups you were gunna get once they were birthed-but that was okay cause u could buy refill puppies? you know? of course rfucking hot megan got fucking FOUR PUPPIES and i got one